Golden Plates and the Book of Mormon
Original Air Date: 2022-04-28
Video Summary: Golden Plates and the Book of MormonSeries: LDS Discussions, Episode 02 (Mormon Stories Podcast Ep. 1583)Hosts: John Dehlin, Mike (LDS Discussions), Nemo the MormonDate: April 27, 2022
IntroductionThis episode is the second in a series regarding Mormon truth claims, specifically focusing on the origins of the Golden Plates. The discussion contrasts the official 1838 history of the Church with contemporary historical accounts, arguing that the narrative of the plates is a direct evolution of Joseph Smith’s background in treasure digging and folk magic 1-3.
4. Improbabilities in the 1827 Retrieval NarrativeThe hosts analyze logical and physical inconsistencies in the account of Joseph finally obtaining the plates in 1827.
5. The Run Home and Physical FeatsThe account of Joseph bringing the plates home is scrutinized for physical impossibility.
6. The "Pyrgi Tablets" and the Math ProblemThe video debunks a common apologetic argument involving the Pyrgi Tablets (ancient gold plates found in Italy) used to support the plausibility of the Book of Mormon.
ConclusionThe episode concludes that the most plausible explanation is that Joseph Smith fabricated a set of prop plates (likely using tin or lead) to satisfy the demands of his family and followers, who expected a material result from his years of treasure digging. The entire narrative is viewed as a continuation of 19th-century folk magic rather than ancient history 3, 34.
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hello everyone and welcome to another edition of mormon stories podcast i'm your host john dolin it is april 27th 2022 and we are super excited for uh today's episode today is part two in what we hope is like a 40 or 50 part series on mormon truth claims we are covering the golden plates and the book of mormon uh and we are so super excited to have in the studio with us mike uh from lds discussions hey mike how's it going so great to have you and we're super thrilled to have as co-host the nemo the mormon hey nemo hey everyone nemo tell us really quickly what what it is you do and where they can find you uh i fact check the mormon church so if they say something and claim it to be true publicly i will tell you if it is or not that's essentially what i do i do it on youtube i do it on instagram and i do it on tiktok nemo the mormon and you do it from canada right no no no i'm not polite enough i do it from britain land of sarcasm and um passive aggression great to have you with us today we'll have we'll have nemo we'll have jen we'll have gerardo we we swap out our co-hosts just depending on availability and interest and that sort of thing um and mike um you know any any introduction you want to give before we before we launch in no you know what i think um the first one i think went over you know fairly well and we the feedback was pretty good so um we're just gonna try like i was saying last week to to just do these with with that mindset of like every episode is gonna build off the last and i think that when you look at it that way it you'll start to see that they fit together really well and that you don't have to force it you know they fit naturally and so i'm hoping um as as we do it it maybe helps people who are trying to figure this stuff out kind of think of it in a different way maybe than you were taught as a as a believing member or in my case as a convert um and i hope that it's helping people so anyways that's the main goal is just to help people who are uh at that point where they're trying to figure these things out i love it okay yeah and we're our goal is to have a constructive tone a non-sarcastic tone and just a a thoughtful inquisitive and honest tone yeah and nemo you're laughing nemo has been nothing but trouble i mean every every interaction i've had with him has been you know there's threats there's just he's he's difficult but that's all right he's a troublemaker he is okay well let's go ahead and uh let's jump in where should we should we go to the slides mike well for those of you who are just listening over the audio we will have visual slides but we will do our best to make it so if you're listening audio only you don't even notice that there are visuals so we'll try and explain everything is that fair no i think well i think we'll be covering it to the point where you won't necessarily need them but it'll be helpful if you if you can watch it and i'll just say explicitly that our goals are not to take people out of mormonism they're not to destroy faith they're not to tear down the mormon church our goals are our goal can be summarized in informed consent we believe that everybody should know the factual history about the mormon church whether they're in the church or investigating the church or curious about the church so that they can make informed decisions about their relationship with the church and that's it and if somebody knows the truth and they want to stay in the church we give them our full support not that they want it or need it but that's our intent all right uh so let's jump to the slides yeah so um i guess we could just kick off to the next one so you know basically as a just a super quick overview from last week or two weeks ago we did the the first episode which was on treasure digging and so the idea is that we're kind of taking the puzzle apart that you know we all had put together from the correlated accounts and now we're putting the pieces back together as they fit from the evidence and not from the way we were taught that they fit and um one of the most important things i think from the last episode was the fact that you need treasure digging in order for these next few episodes to be plausible and we have been able to show that there have there were areas where joseph smith was willing to use deception um in the treasure digging and you could show that by the accounts given both from faithful people who who believed in joseph smith and people who didn't and and just basically that joseph smith's ability to control the narrative here only works as long as he's in control of the situation and that's going to be important um in this section and in the next few episodes as well and all of that starts with treasure digging the entire church and we don't i know from a faithful perspective you don't want to think of it this way but everything in the church begins and is born out of treasure digging and that's why we started there and now it's naturally going to go into the gold plates of the book of mormon so it's just a really quick way to kind of overview that let me go to the next one and we we talked about this last episode too just a really quick timeline um before we go in in 1820 the church history has the first vision taking place and again i just want to note that from a historical standpoint it would not have happened then if joseph smith did experience something it would have been more like 1824 um because all of the events he describes around that that whole uh time frame is 1824 historically it also matches when all of the revival uh was happening when all of the sermons were being given um but i think from a church standpoint you're gonna understand why they need it to be 1820 because in 1823 that's when joseph smith is claims he visited by a treasure guardian who's later going to be moroni and um so you kind of want the first vision to be before that otherwise if it gets kind of out of order um and then we're going to go through this but in 1823 is when he's going to make his first attempt uh to get the plates he's going to do it again in 1824 and then that kind of kind of falls to the wayside as joseph smith's more involved with other treasure digging and then 1826 there's the trial um and again that is where there's the court record showing that he was found guilty there's a lot of controversy as to whether or not that was a binding decision or if that was you know we don't quite know because it's fragmentary um but then we have in 1827 uh when joseph smith will claim to retrieve the gold plates which is going to happen after that trial so just a quick overview there so before we go so you can kind of have that in the back your head yeah and just for me i love i love this idea that joseph always has to be in control watch everyone watch for how important it is about joseph controlling who's in the room when he's allegedly getting the plates who's you know what he does to hide them like you know that's really important and of course the first vision um you know and you know i always like to talk about the first vision after uh treasure digging and the book of mormon creation because it really makes no sense to talk about it before because it really yeah it doesn't fit too suspect and you don't believe me read the evidence to to try and understand that yourself um all right and so in 1823 this is going to be um the first visitation and and this is something that we can actually show that joseph claims so um you know in some of the instances with church history there's these instances like the first vision is a good example where he's going to claim that in 1820 but there's literally no indication that happened until 1832. um this one 23 not oh oh yeah i'm saying like he's yeah his first account of the first vision's 1832 so in this case we know it happened because he's involving his family he's involving the people around him and this comes out of the treasure digging folklore which is to say that a treasure guardian is going to basically go to this person who claims to be a seer and give them information on where treasure is and so um this is going to be a visitation that will be later referenced in a completely different way and we're going to go into that soon but i just want to point out real quick because there is a lot of um back and forth about whether or not joseph smith first called this angel nephi or moroni and i just want to point out i don't think for me personally this was not a big deal um i i have read a lot of the apologetics about how a lot of the stems from the 1838 history they blame it on the scribes you could also say joseph smith himself was confused with the story to me it doesn't really matter um just because i think in the grand scheme of things i don't you know we'll we'll go as as we go through this but again if you don't believe treasure digging is a real thing and and and i think from the last episode i i believe that's a pretty easy case to prove then a lot of these little details are more just joseph smith creating this narrative that's going to fit the story and it's not necessarily something i don't think it's worth getting too bogged down on but i did want to note it because i know a lot of people um reference it because it is weird that nephi is referenced but again i think i just i i actually do have some sympathy to the apologetics that a lot of it is from that 1838 history which goes in the times and seasons and that's when all of a sudden there's confusion among like other family members when they're retelling it and they're probably looking off that same history because i don't think joseph smith is telling this history in 1823 and as we'll show the quotes he's definitely not telling it as he's telling it then if that makes sense but there definitely is a pattern to watch for that all of these stories get more and more specific right over time they start out less specific they get more specific and details are changed to fit the evolution of beliefs and theology and claims of authority as those get more intense well that's totally understandable we have to be rearranged to fit the evolving nerd is that anymore yeah i say that's totally understandable because as the story he's telling becomes more complex all these parts have to fit that story yeah more and more you all have to fit in so so the jigsaw puzzle the picture he's trying to paint has become more defined and as he does he has to make sure everything fits yeah and so he's got to go back and and and change that narrative yeah that's huge okay yeah and and so just you know again just to reiterate this is in line you know when you when you when you hear the story of and we're going to get to in a couple quotes but it's it's very much in line with the last episode which is that this com this completely lines up with with treasure digging folklore and um and we're going to see that when joseph smith tells the story in 1838 he's going to kind of remove a lot of those references to try to get away from that and um so if we go to the next slide i think the next slide is actually going to be the 1838 narrative of it i'm just going to share really quickly a really cool comment we have from one of our viewers he writes a magician has to control everything else the audience figures out rick so that we're not trying to tell everyone that they need to think that joseph smith was a charlatan but we do want people to look for again joseph's attempts at controlling every aspect of the environment and decide for themselves whether he's doing that in yeah yeah and to that point i mean when you look at the last episode of treasure digging and you could see where when joseph smith doesn't have control over a situation he can't produce and um this episode will have some of that in a couple episodes we're going to do the 116 pages and i think that is like the biggest window into what happens when he loses control of a situation and um and that's why i want to make sure we're noting this now because as we move forward you're going to see that more and more and then once you start to see the pattern within these problems and how joseph smith becomes powerless once he loses control over it you can't unsee it once you see it but it's like one of the things i mentioned last last episode is apologetics like to take every episode or every every issue they pluck it out they say here's why this could work they put it back in pluck out the next one they can come up with a different apologetic scheme for every single issue but the problem is when you look at them all together you can start to realize that when you pluck this one out and put it back in you can't then take another one out and give a different reason that doesn't work with that first one because these things do flow together if you're willing to look at the evidence so to your point we're not trying to tell you joseph smith as a charlatan i'm just saying we can show you that when he loses control the supernatural falls with it and and that's a problem if you want to maintain the faithful narrative of correlated mormonism it's kind of the forest versus trees kind of but then yeah the correlated mormonism is a product and an example of that again you lose people from the church when you lose control over the information they have access to so it's just a it's a macro version of the the other yeah yeah and and so we'll go the next slide and um this is going to be so this is uh uh joseph smith's account of his first attempt to get the plates in 1823 and i want to read this um just because this keep in mind this is written in 1838 so he says having removed the earth i obtained a lever which i got fixed under the edge of the stone and with a little exertion raise it up i looked in and there indeed i did did i behold the plates the urim and thumb and the breastplate as stated by the messenger the box in which they lay was formed by laying stones together in some kind of cement in the bottom of the box were two were laid two stones crossways of the box and on these stones lay the plates and the other things with them i made an attempt to take them out but was forbidden by the messenger and was again informed that the time for bringing them forth had not yet arrived neither would it until four years from that time but he told me that i should come to that place precisely in one year from that time and that he would meet me there and then i should can you continue to do so until the time should come for obtaining the plates and this is the that's the correlated history that you're going to hear and that's what you know i was taught as a convert you know i first started learning the history and obviously people who were born in the church heard this and i just want you to note that that is just not in line with what we have from contemporary sources and that's why it's so important to look at that and then when we look at the next slide it's going to be an account that gives you a contemporary account of what joseph smith was telling people happen and you're going to have two different completely different stories once you look at them and realize that the reality is that what joseph smith is saying really tries to pull out the treasure digging and the the true story is just idiots completely born out of treasure digging and so you can see that they're trying to change the story in the small amount of time and it just doesn't fit with what we have contemporaneously i'm certain that you're going to mention this later but i just want to call out really quickly two things about my reaction to that um to what you just read the first was the fact that that it was the fallout always doing it around the equinox is a sure sign that with folk magic you're probably going to talk about that later yeah the only other thing about that that um thing you just read is it it makes he's saying that there's actual like cement in a hole um and that makes it locatable yeah but the hill kimura is not huge and it's been it's been perused by yeah by two centuries of of mormons and ex-mormons and no one's ever found any cement whole blocks anything you know if they could have been found so i guess in theory god could have taken away the cement box that was on the ground but you know it does for me i beg the beg the question why haven't we found the empty box right yeah i mean and again that the phrase like you know um they'll say with god all things are possible and and i get that but when you say that you have to understand that the moment you say that you are then kind of separating your story from evidence and reality and and you can do that but again if you're going to do that then you would have to accept like people who believe in warren jeffs or david crush or scientology jehovah's witnesses because any of them could be true and and you could make really exaggerated um claims to to prove that i don't want to come off like a jerk but it'd be like me saying there's a unicorn next to me and you could say there's no way there's a unicorn but you don't know that because right here could be a unicorn i domesticated and found and i don't mean to be disrespect respectful i'm just saying you're straining credulity to to say that there that they would even have the capability to pour cement into this hill and then all of a sudden the cement disappears they've scanned the hill it's a clean hill so it just you know again these are the the fingerprints joseph smith leaves on these stories that you can't walk away from and just say with god all things are possible because at that point it becomes indistinguishable from fraud yeah and it seems like they're trying to do two things they want to make it a material claim by having golden plates it makes it a material claim because children could have just claimed god revealed to me the book but then most people would have believed it right they're actually golden plates or at least people believing that there was some sort of physical artifact well then that makes it more real but then as soon as you're having the box that held the plates magically disappearing and by the way no one really could ever see the plates except for their spiritual eyes then all of a sudden it does uh it's it's trying to do two things be material but still be superstitious or metaphysical the only other thing i just want to mention that i'm sure you're going to mention later is that um the the angel forbidding the treasure just sounds a lot like treasure digging again yeah i mean it's it's straight treasure digging and the one thing about this i think that it makes it a little different is it's kind of in it when you look at our last episode in and you read like dan vogel's work on treasury or mark ellwood and you can see that every one of these treasure digs joseph smith will dig dig dig but he never even claims to they never claim to get anywhere near the actual physical treasure it sinks into the earth this one's a little self-serving in the sense of joe smith's like i was by myself i opened the thing and yeah it was totally there and i saw it but i just couldn't reach in and grab it and it's a little self-serving because in every other instance joseph smith never got to the point where anyone saw it but on this one when he's alone he's like oh i totally saw it they just wouldn't let me take it and i think that's a little suspect but again in that world view people believed it and we know that his family believed it so you know it it just goes to show how i think he was a good storyteller and he was he knew i think how to kind of communicate to people that were in that mindset in a way that they believed him probably more than other people because he did build a name you know not necessarily in 1823 but he was on his way to doing that at that point yeah and just the idea of the treasure's always like it's there but you can't have it yet you got to have it later that's just every treasure you ever went on yeah again there's another parallel to modern mormonism right right yeah you're always just just yeah about to get the reward you're always just about to get the blessing and if you don't get it uh it's your fault right yeah or you know yeah it's just and that's the thing it's like constant moving goal posts yeah that's just it and so you know you're told well if you do this you'll be blessed and then when when you're not blessed then it's like well you just gotta be patient or you know it's not the right time and it's just like treasure digging yeah something was done wrong and um you know we kind of talked about that last week about how you know that's that's the difference between treasure digging needed that physical object and if you couldn't find it he had to stop and on this one now he's moving into the supernatural where you never have to provide any actual evidence but as long as you keep people believing they'll keep they'll keep doing they're doing the digging for you because they're doing the heavy lifting whether it's you know giving them property or you know in some cases you know joe smith will ask for people's daughters and wives and you have that eternal promise that you're given by him so as long as you believe he can provide it even though you're never going to get it till you die that that's the beauty of what joseph smith transitioned from treasure digging into and i say beauty just from the standpoint of being able to continue to to perform treasure digging in a way that would suit joseph smith without having to produce any um actual physical objects so got it okay all right so go to the next slide and the next slide is just these are the points that i wanted to kind of make real quick about this account that we just read is one is it wasn't written until 1838 we already said that but this means that joseph smith knows the ending before writing the beginning and so he's now writing this with the end game in mind which is to take the treasure digging out to make himself seem more um credible and more as the authority you know as the prophet in the church and so that is going to change the way he writes this and not i don't want to get onto a tangent but a lot of ways this is kind of like you know when you talk about the gospels in the new testament they're written decades later and so they're written with a specific need for a specific community and in this case joseph smith is writing this for the members of the church and for potential members of the church and so he's writing this with a a purpose which is to convert people and um so he's going to take out a lot of the things that would be seen as negative and um the second part in we'll mention this as we go but the urim and thumbium is a completely retrofitted term into the history it was not used in any way in the translation process or in the early church until w phelps would introduce it in 1832 and we'll get more into that with the translation episode but i just want to note that because they're going to use that as if it's a you know like a settled idea and it's just completely retrofitted in and the last one i want to mention and this goes to what you were saying john is first of all he's doing it on the fall equinox which is a magical day that is the day when they believe that the spirits were most likely to be out and have the best chance of getting treasure and so the fact that he's doing it on this day is 100 treasure digging and in the 1823 account which we'll see in the next slide but he is told to bring alvin in the next year whereas in his 1838 one he leaves that because that gets into some really messy stuff so i just want to bring those up until we go the next slide is going to be a more contemporary account of what happened yeah okay yeah so be watching for the problems with the urim and thumb yeah that's a big that's yeah and so um we get to the next quote it's gonna have a little bit of a different you're gonna read it's gonna sound like two completely different stories and um and i think that's gonna be something to keep an eye on as we go okay so now oliver cowdery now he wasn't there at the 1823 attempt obviously but he wrote this down in a letter to wwe phelps and he said on attempting to take possession of the records which the gold plates a shock was produced upon his system by an invisible power which deprived him in a measure of his natural strength he'd assisted for an instant and then made another attempt but was more sensibly shocked than before what was the occasion of this he knew not there was the pure unsullied record as had been described he had heard of the power of enchantment in a thousand like stories which held the hidden treasures of the earth and supposed the physical exertion and personal strength was only necessary to enable him to yet obtain the object of his wish he therefore made the third attempt with an increased exertion when his strength failed and more than at either of the former times and without premeditation he exclaimed why can i not obtain this book and then the angel would say because you have not kept the commandments of the lord answered a voice within a seeming short distance he looked into his astonishment there stood the angel who had previously given him the directions concerning this matter and so all of this is like perfect treasure digging right you've got the the being overpowered by the the treasure guardian um you've got the magical power of three a lot of times you'll see that where there's always three attempts made before it works um in this case the third attempt was the time where it finally failed and you know this matches our last episode you know the whole idea that he's digging the enchantment you know all of the he talks about a thousand like stories and so this is how oliver country would have understood it because oliver cowdrick came from that same world view he had a divining rod he believed in the same exact powers and so for him this probably wouldn't seem that weird because he was a believer in the magical worldview but when you look at that quote compared to the 1838 account they're two completely different things yeah and and so i don't know if anyone has anything more on that but but i just want to lay that out because it gets weirder once we get to the 1824 one yeah now let's jump there yeah all right so he is now told um to bring his brother alvin for the 1824 account so what happens is and this is according to joseph knight who's a faithful member of the church oh just to be clear for the listeners who are struggling with the history yeah so so supposedly his first knowledge about the plates is in 1823 right right in 1824 is the first time he allegedly goes to the site he went in 1823 and that's one that's the one we just read so he just failed and he's told now in the 1823 account according to joseph smith he's told to go every year for four years but in the 1823. yeah uh yeah yeah so he'd get in 1827 which should be four more years but yeah so so in but he's told in the in the more contemporary accounts to go the next year and to bring the right person and he says well who's the right person and the guardian you know the angel says your eldest brother who happens to be alvin smith so um that's what we're gonna get into now because this is where it gets a little weird so um so joseph knight who is a faithful member so this is not an antagonistic source um said that uh gave this account of joseph smith's first attempt he says he exclaimed why can't i stir this book and he was answered you have not done right you should have took the book and had gone right away you can't have it now joseph says when can i have it the answer was the 22nd day of september next if you bring the right person with you again that's the fall equinox which again is a magical date joseph says who is the right person the angel the answer was your oldest brother now that's that's alvin smith so um if we go to the next slide um what is crazy about this is that this is in september right fall equinox so just a few months later in november alvin passes away and so as alvin is passing you know when alvin's about to die he says to joseph according to his mother do everything that lies in your power to obtain the record be faithful in receiving instruction and in keeping every commandment that has given you so this shows that the family was believing in joseph smith's story um it shows again that you know this is a strong treasure digging thing where you're working on the uh the fall equinox every year and um and again this is something you're not going to hear if you just read the correlated history because of the fact that this is where alvin smith is supposed to go with him to get the place and he dies two months later which uh from a magical treasure digging standpoint makes some sense because treasure guardians are tricky and they're tricksters and they try to fool you to overpower you and all that crap right on the flip side if you want to believe that this is not treasure digging now but this is the power of god and an angel of god it it really makes you wonder why god would tell him to bring his oldest brother when he's gonna die two months later and again i know you can do special pleading and say you know this is just god testing joseph or whatever the case might be but at some point if you want to try to separate this from treasure digging that that's a problem and um you know i don't really know what more to say on that other than just to say that it gets weirder so the question i would ask would be um why if if we talk about we have this inbuilt opposition narrative within the history of mormonism right everything is against joseph smith yeah so if everything is against joseph smith why is god against joseph smith why is god being more difficult for him yeah by asking him to bring someone who's going to die yeah and it's just it's one of those things where it's like i guarantee you if this story wasn't wasn't told within the family in the community you wouldn't hear this today because it it you know it it just doesn't add up and to your point like if if you're taking this away from treasure digging and now you're putting it now you're saying treasure digging was preparation but this is god why would an angel of god you know tell him to bring someone who's gonna die two months later especially someone as dear to him as his brother it just it seems cruel and um and again it just shows you that when he's out this is an instance where he doesn't have control because he had control when he said he needed to bring alvin but then he loses control when alvin passes away and and what really is in let's go to the next slide because it this is where it just gets crazy and um it shows you how much his family believes um in this so joseph smith makes the attempt in 1824 and of course fails to get it because he doesn't have alvin right and a five five days after joseph fails to get the plate his father posts this announcement in the local paper i believe for five days in a row and the notice talks about that there were rumors in circulation that alvin smith's body had been dug up and dissected and joseph smith senior and some neighbors went and dug up the entire grave to prove the body was this was still there and this is like where it gets really crazy because we now have an account from 1823 that he's supposed to bring alvin alvin dies and his father is a true believer in joseph's power a true believer in the angels demand that he bring his brother why would anyone else dig up alvin's grave and you could see i mean if you walk to a grave remember alvin smith died what ten months before this happened if you walk to a gravesite ten minutes later you could tell if it's been completely dug up or not with your just a visual inspection this is a pretty good indication that joseph smith senior is the one who dug up the grave and then when the rumor started he put this notice in the paper to say someone else did it we were just inspecting it but there's a pretty good indication here that they're planning to bring alvin's body to try to fulfill the requirements of the angel which is just it it blows my mind but there's really no other logical way to go here because nobody else would like you know if nemo was like a fellow treasure digger and nemo was like i heard he was supposed to bring his brother you're not going to dig up alvin because it wouldn't work because you're not the guy that's supposed to go with alvin anyway so there's no incentive for any other treasure digger or anyone else to do it the only incentive is for joseph smith senior to possibly bring either the dead body or maybe some clothing he wore or maybe cut off a finger i don't know but that's the only reason you would dig up the scrape i mean this is this is where it goes kind of nuts because it shows how steeped they are in this belief of treasure digging and you know i you know i just it's it's i think it's an important story to show that the family really truly believed when joseph smith told these stories and the fact they put this statement in the paper is a pretty good indication that something weird happened yeah it's really weird yeah it's it's weird i mean for me it was weird this it almost reminds me of like twitter like it's weird that like the smith family has all these negative rumors around them yeah and the joseph smith senior is publishing in the article sort of like an explanation like trying to defend the honor it's that whole thing it just feels like community drama it's weird well yeah it just feels like you're back you're trying to backfill rumors because people all of a sudden notice that this grave is dug up and all of a sudden you have to come up with a reason because you don't want people saying he did it for treasure digging and and so you've got this i think he posted five days in a row so i mean he wants people to see this to know it wasn't me but again if you need to dig up the grave the whole way you just walk up to it and you can tell if it's been dug up freshly dug dirt does not like magically regrow whereas a 10 month grade would be would be just as it was i mean that would be plenty of time for it for the grass to to regrow so so the idea that he couldn't tell if the grave was disturbed by just a visual inspection it's a pretty good indication that he was likely the person that was you know the reason for it being dug up so and then we're missing testimony right because he said he dug up the grave to prove that the body was still there yeah so then where is the testimony of those that he took with him to say look see the body's still there and they say yes i declare that i did see that yeah there's ground but the angel didn't say that he needed to be brought alive so yeah and that's just it i mean if you you know i guess if we go the next slide okay this is kind of the whole point but yeah it's like it's beyond crazy to think that a father would dig up his own son but if you truly believe a spirit guardian or or god himself required it you would do it right i mean we're told in the bible that abraham is going to kill his son i mean if you really believe this is a treasure guardian that could give you these valuable records would you not do it and um you know dan vogel had mentioned you know that joseph joseph smith senior's explanation uh for disentering elvin's body is questionable because one should have been able to determine if the grave had been disturbed without examining the body seems probable therefore that joseph senior himself may have been the source of the rumor that the story was a ruse to exhume allen's body for its use in attempting to get the gold plates which i know we just talked about but it just shows the lengths at this time you know if you saw a story like this today you'd be like this person needs to be you know putting an asylum but back then it it wasn't common we talked about this last last episode treasure digging was not common to the point where it was accepted but there were people that believed enough that they would do crazy things like this and it just shows that the world view that joseph smith is born out of and that this gold plate story is going to be born out of as well it's it's there are some things happening here that you have to be willing to i guess acknowledge that this is the lengths they're going through in this early part of the story and you know it it just shows that they are on a a plane where they are believing in things that are are we can look at it today and go yeah there's no way that happened uh when it comes to treasure digging and so you have to be willing to to accept that when you then apply that and say but they were telling the truth in 1827 when he claims to get the plates you you can't just push that aside and say well that was before he got the plates and and so that doesn't count it it still counts because the experiences that he claims that lead to the plate in 1827 are still happening there and so these these these are kind of crazy stories but you have to be willing to to take them in in totality when when you look at the gold plates and we don't need to beat a dead horse here i just i wanted to point that out because it shows the lengths that they're willing to go through in order to make these treasure digs work yeah just the fact that an angel is telling him to bring hiram and then hire him dies is problematic yeah i mean that's just it i mean if you're going to say the brothers needs to be brought and then two months later he dies it it's an issue and and if you want to say again it's god testing him or you know it just yeah or tricks to god and again once you do that you're indistinguishable from fraud and i think that's something that um you know we have to keep pointing out because it's important for people to understand you can take that stand if you want but if you take it you have to understand that anything else that any any other claim from another religion or politician you can't disprove if you're willing to to give special pleading to your case because you've had experiences because those other people have had the same ex not the same experience but they've had their own experiences that might tell them that you know a fundamentalist polygamy is still good or scientology is good you know and and that's where it gets messy and so if you want to stick to the evidence and to what we know what we can see with our own eyes um then i think you have to be willing to accept these accounts and deal with them however you're going to deal with them all right well let's go to 1825 keep going so and this is a point that i know dan vogel makes but in 1825 and 1826 there's no real record of joseph even trying to get the plates and at this point he's very much involved in treasure digging he's very much involved he's building his name obviously we know in 1826 josiah stoll hires him for the big treasure dig which leads to the trial and what's interesting is so we don't have a record of him going in 25 or 26 but you know from the 1838 perspective he needs to because it it kind of doesn't work as a story if joseph smith gives up for two years um but at the 1826 trial we're told that his dad said um both he and his son were mortified that this wonderful power which god had miraculously given him should be used only in the search of filthy luker and he trusted that the son of righteousness would someday illuminate the heart of the boy and enable him to see his will concerning him and i just that quote is perfect because that literally is the point where joseph smith is going to tran i mean it's not literally the point but that is where joseph smith transitioned from like full-time treasure digging from that to uh the gold plate story you know just the next year and so i think the fact is that his dad is kind of almost telling him this is what you need to do and it gives joseph smith a chance after the 1826 trial and he's you know obviously in a very down state of his life um to to try to figure out what to do next and all of a sudden you can then go back to the story that you had kind of created years earlier and it just kind of fits perfectly with that quote because it's almost like his dad is saying use it for religious purposes and then the next year joseph's like you know what i'm going to and um and that's kind of how the story goes whether or not it's fair to to um for me to to kind of put in that perspective or not but again you look at the quote you look at the timeline and that's how it goes it's almost this is just occurring to me it's almost like he needed this you know whatever happened in 1823 he needed some explanation as to why it took him seven years to actually produce the book and he's he's trying to create a narrative to fill in the holes yeah and that's why the 1838's so different if this is so important why did you take seven years to do it right yeah and i mean you know the story is right that he isn't ready to take it and that's why the treasure digging happens and again i you know we can't it's hard when you're talking about like motivation and all that because we can't say like well here's why joseph smith went into treasure digging after god told him he had a higher purpose to get these plates um but at the same time restore the one true church yeah but at the same time it's like if i'm visited by god and jesus and then i'm and then all of a sudden an angel comes a few years later and says here's what they want you to do i mean i i and again you know we don't it's hard to put that put my personal mindset into joseph but it's hard to believe that i'd be like you know what i'm gonna put that aside for a few years because i'm gonna do this treasure digging that doesn't work that's where i'm just like it's really hard when you look at the story from an outsider perspective like once you're you know you know when i was a believing member you don't think about it and then now i'm a member but i'm not a believing member and so i look at it and i go this doesn't add up and every time you go to the next step it makes the earlier steps even worse because when you build off a bad foundation everything else that you stack on top of it is just going to be wobbly because it doesn't have it's not the story keeps changing and so there's nothing that we can look at and go yeah that would have happened everything so far is you have to believe in treasure digging for this to work and and there's no reason to believe in treasure digging because we have all sorts of evidence from this time frame that nobody found anything and we can see with our own eyes that people today who claim to be psychics and all that they can't do it and so again until they can show that there's any instance where joseph smith is able to locate lost objects in a way that is is more meaningful than you know as we talked about last time where he said he'd find a feather and he found a feather even though it would have disintegrated you have you've got a problem what's interesting is i'm just looking at joseph smith history at the moment and what he does seek to do when he's writing this in 1838 is explain away those three years between being visited by god and this visitation from moroni right he's there trying to say um i frequently fell into many foolish errors and displayed weakness of youth and the foibles of human nature which i'm sorry to say led me into diverse temptations offensive in the sight of god but then just to make it clear in making this confession no one needs to suppose me guilty of any great or malignant sins yeah but i was guilty of levity sometimes association with jovial company i.e bands of treasure diggers yeah yeah and the thing is not to pile onto this too much but again it's one of those things where people talk about um treasure digging and they'll say oh it's just a few people that are bringing it up but the truth is joseph smith's treasure digging is going to follow him wherever he goes so when he creates the church and you know they move you know to ohio and missouri and all in illinois those stories follow him so as his name gets bigger more and more people are coming out and saying i know him as a treasure so everything he's writing is writing it in the mindset of i've got to address that in a way that i'm going to appease my the people who are following me now and also to try to um not poison my name for people who might join the church so to your point when he writes this history long after he in the back of his head he's constantly thinking how do i make this go away because it's not like i guess put in other ways you'll hear people say well joseph smith was so humble to say that he was falling into these foibles but he's not saying it because he's humbly saying it because he needs these rumors to go away and i think that's like the whole thing with a politician like politicians don't admit to things they do until they're caught joseph smith is not admitting to this for any other reason except for the fact that these rumors are following him everywhere he goes and that's why you see him in the 1823 account joseph smith writes later he just removes all of those embarrassing details as if they didn't happen but unfortunately because he did tell other people at the time now we can look at that and see that no the original story is is way different yeah so sincere investigators kind of have two options one is that he was really just a folk magic treasure digger and when that jig was up he he realized that there was something into writing a religious book that then turned into a religion and he had to go back and explain um you know his treasure digging explain it away or he was originally called of god fell into all this uh shenanigans and then repented and then did what he needed to to make everything right but then that's the question why did he ever get into the shenanigans in the first place right and then why after that 1823 visitation did he then end up in 1826 on trial for glass looking like he clearly didn't learn his lesson if he did yeah and get this visitation why did he ever deny why did he deny to his father-in-law likely that he never saw anything in the music he cried didn't he he cried well yeah and yeah we'll look at you on and yeah we'll continue on it's kind of i don't want to keep beating that dead horse um so um this is kind of looking at you know how this story kind of plays out after the trial and so according to joseph knight senior again we're talking about faithful members these are not accounts that should be looked at as being you know going after joseph um joseph claims after the failed 1826 attempt now again we have no record that he made this attempt but i'm guessing that he would have told people that he made the attempt because as you're building the story back up again you're trying to trying to connect that earlier two years so you're saying you're going every year and so he told joseph knight senior that he was told he needs to bring the right person which again is is an offshoot of that 1823 account where we were told it was alvin and they say joseph looked into his glass and found it was emma hale the daughter of old mr hale of pennsylvania a girl that he had seen before before he had been down there before with me and so again this is more treasure digging joseph smith is using his peep slash ear stone to get an answer as to who he's supposed to bring which is also weird because in 1823 we're told the angel gave it to him uh gave him the answer and now he's looking through through the peep slash deer stone um so again this is all treasure digging and um and just to point out again we have no contemporary record that he actually went there in 1826 so this could be joseph smith in 1827 trying to prime the pump for this this big visit or in this case it could even be after the the attempt is made but from joseph knight senior it it sounds because joseph smith after the 1826 trial lived with these guys for a while so it would make sense if he's building the story back up that he would tell him i was told to bring the right person in 1823 and now i found out that it's actually emma so this is just to set up the 1827 attempt to let you guys know why uh emma's the person to bring okay makes sense yeah why didn't the angel say emma to begin with and then yeah does emma become an accomplice or someone who's easily manipulated right well yeah i think i think for sure be more more the latter than an accomplice and we'll see why in the next slide at least in my opinion um but before we get to the 1827 one actually this is one i want to jump back to because this is another big one so the book of mormon gold plates are said to come with a set of spectacles which would be later retrofitted into the term ireman thummum early on they would have been called the spectacles or the nephite interpreters and the problem with this story is that this is a story where joseph smith kind of gets almost outmanned by another treasure digger named samuel lawrence so sammy lawrence was another seer and as the account goes joseph thought maybe he was the right person that could bring with to get the plates and joseph takes him with to the hill and so when they go to the hill he's trying to see if sammy lawrence can see it with his stone if you go to the next slide um samuel lawrence is going to actually uh this is from willard chase now this isn't a person who is not a fan of joseph smith um but he says lawrence asked if joseph had ever discovered anything with the plates of gold joseph said no um lawrence then asked him to look in his stone to see if there was anything with them joseph looked again said there was nothing and then lawrence told him to look again again that's the power of three see if there's not a large pair of specs with the plates joseph looked and soon saw a pair of spectacles the same with which joseph studies translates the book of mormon so in other words we've got more treasure digging here where there's the power of three three times alice and joseph sees but more importantly this also shows how you can lead someone else into um seeing things now i don't believe joseph saw the spectacles but at some point he has to agree with with lawrence because if he doesn't agree with samuel lawrence samuel lawrence is then going to tell everyone i saw the spectacles i'm the better seer so he forces joseph smith into accepting that the spectacles are with the plates these would not have been part of the story had joseph smith not taken um sammy lawrence to the hill and i think that's an important thing to note because the spectacles are then told to have been this um you know important part of the translation process that was prepared thousands of years earlier so that joseph smith could translate these plates and really at the end of the day it is a late addition to the story because he brings samuel lawrence to the hill for me this reason's the first question why is god letting samuel lawrence see this stuff right who is samuel lawrence he's not over calgary he's not martin harris he's not even he's just some weird treasure digger guy and god is giving him the if if joseph was in training by like richard bushman's theory is that joseph smith was in training using his peepstone as a way to learn how to communicate with god what was god also training samuel lawrence right is it the same power it would be the same power yeah to me that doesn't make sense but this spectacles thing for me is huge because you know if we if we take this idea that god is not a god of confusion then what would have happened is if there were spectacles then that's what would have been used for the translation of the book of mormon period god introduced them so the idea that number one it was lawrence that comes up with the idea that there's a urim thummim and then number two joseph would then be forced to acknowledge that but then never really use them that why is god putting him there preserving them and then joseph isn't using them is it more likely that that god just didn't think it through or is it more likely that this stuff is just getting invented and inserted into the story in weird ways that doesn't make sense yeah and this is another example where this is an instance where joseph smith loses control because he brings samuel lawrence with samuel lawrence then sees that opportunity to jump in and kind of throw a monkey wrench in joseph smith then loses control of it so he has to agree to the spectacles and then the other part of it is again it shows and again i don't believe joseph saw the spectacles i i think you could tell from the story that he realizes he has to add him in but when people talk about how you can't guide someone through a vision like you know we'll get down the road with the witnesses there are a lot of instances in mormon history where you can show that joseph smith does it with other people in this case someone does it to joseph where they're like do you see this and you have to say yeah because otherwise yeah you lose that connection to the divine and in this case joseph smith finally has to say oh yeah i do see him because otherwise sammy lawrence then has that leg up on him this reminded me this explains for me martin harris that when when later when the three witnesses thing happens martin harris doesn't see it he doesn't see it and then finally he sees it well what's going on there it's second sight yeah right otherwise you would see it the first time yeah and so this literally explains how martin harris ended up seeing it yeah it would be that oliver always saw a second sight but that martin needed uh multiple tries to be able to see it in his mind yeah and and you know again it you can't necessarily say what was in someone's head right we can't do that but what we can say is this is an instance where you can show that joseph smith agrees to seeing something that we know and again we can't say we know because we can't get in his head but by all indications he would not have actually seen and that's why he keeps telling him no and with martin harris as a witness he can't see it and so he leaves the group right and so he leaves the three witnesses and he goes off on his own and at that point you can will yourself to see something or more more you know this is kind of like something that kids will do too where you just say you saw it because you don't want to be in the out group you want to be in the in group and so you're like martin harris could have been like yeah you know what i do see him i think he says i'm like tis enough or whatever it is and um and in that case he may not have even seen him in his head but he convinces himself he does because otherwise he is going to be in the out group you know and um and so it just shows how espec this happens today but back then you could you could get people to to claim to see something because otherwise they're going to be embarrassed basically in this case sammy lawrence was in a position to embarrass joseph smith and joseph smith has this idea of the gold plates becoming the book of mormon and he cannot allow something like this to be the thing that that derails the train and so of course he has to accept him as part of the story but it's also useful to bring him because if lawrence can co corroborate seeing something that lends credibility it does to to somebody else also seeing what joseph sees and that's why you know and again like you could look at this like in modern day politics sometimes you'll you'll have these these situations where a politician needs an endorsement from somebody and you can you can probably point to some of these with like trump over the last few years and trump won't give you the endorsement until you kiss the ring so you know there's that picture of mitt romney with him where mitt romney is looking back of course this is after trump won he just looks miserable he's at the table and i realize it's just a picture but sometimes in politics you see that where you need the credibility of that endorsement and so you have to do some things you don't want to do and in this case joseph smith is accepting the story of the spectacles because he needs lawrence because lawrence is a well-known treasure digger that will give credibility that the plates are there which he needs to build the story up as we're gonna see to to take them so yeah this is this is like this kind of crazy web of deception that happens between two people who are trying to basically kind of stake their own claim on being the choice here and um and for joseph smith it backfires yeah and so um and i just want to point out here you know the last account i told you about with the spectacles was from willard chase who is i'm not a fan of joseph smith but we also have um from joseph knight senior who we've talked about as a faithful member uh confirmed that sammy lawrence had been to the hill and knew about the things in the hill and he was trying to obtain them and so this is telling us uh that it corroborates willard chase's account which is to say that willow chase had been up at the hill with joseph he knew exactly what was supposedly in the chest and that he was trying to get them so this just you know the only point of saying this is just to say we now have a positive and a negative source that are confirming the same story so you can't just throw out chase's um testimony because he wasn't a fan of joseph smith because we have a faithful one who's basically confirming that joseph and samuel lawrence had been to the hill and so we can go to the next i just want to point that out for anyone who might be thinking we're only using negative sources there um so joseph smith is going to elope with emma in 1827 and he considers her the right person and i want to read this part it's actually from the mormon stories uh truth claims essay um and it said he borrowed joseph knight's black horse and a carriage he acquitted uh acquired black clothes and there exists a receipt for the purchase of lamp black paint from the palmyra store four days prior several friends and neighbors corroborated the requirement for total blackness during this critical visit to the hill and his mother mentioned it in her bio biographical sketches joseph's sister stated that he was to appear at two o'clock the powerful hour of saturday morning over which is ruling planet jupiter presided remember if you if you know anything about like the equinoxes i think it's always at 2 a.m when that actually hits oliver cowdery's first published history of smith used the terms necromancy and enchantment to describe this event so again this just shows this is 100 treasure digging you're using all of these the blackness and all these things to appease the treasure guardian which again if you're going to separate this from treasure digging then you have to wonder why god is demanding him to use treasure digging techniques and and it just shows he is going through all the stops here to make this like a treasure dig and again at this point you know we're supposed to believe after the 1826 trial he's done with that but he's still using it here to get the plates it's the exact same technique um just with a different um you know basically a different target to uh to retrieve i think what's really interesting here is if you look if you look to later on when people are being given their second endowment their second anointing those are done at two o'clock in the afternoon yeah sorry two two o'clock sorry yeah not necessarily i don't know two o'clock yeah i've heard that before too so i mean again it shows that treasure digging and that that belief still carries over and you know we talked about in the last episode you know it's still in we still have elements of it within within every sunday's you know sacrament meeting and um and they they do come from somewhere and sometimes you go that's a weird thing that they do why would they do it at the same time well it's because there's a belief that's the most powerful hour for something to work and so um so anyways we can again why is god why is god conforming to the rules of folk black magic yeah especially when it didn't work and that's the thing like you know if you want to again if you want to separate this from treasure digging which from the church's standpoint you have to then you have to explain if you're separating from treasure digging why are we still doing treasure digging this is if it was really preparatory then joseph smith wouldn't have to continue to do treasure digging to pull up something that has nothing to do with treasure digging and yet he does and so i think that tells you that this is not a separate you can't separate this from treasure digging as much as apologetics want to um you you can't do it without giving special pleading because if it was any if you if you told the story to people on sunday to anyone and you replace joseph smith's name they would say yeah they would say he's making it up you know if i said this dude nemo is trying to sell me on this new religion and you you explain the details of how he retreated they'd say that guy's a liar and then if you say well it's joseph smith they say well that's different and again if you're going to do that you need more than i mean you acknowledge you're doing it just yeah just acknowledge just acknowledge like yeah i don't i don't care i don't care if it's not true i don't care if it makes no sense i'm going with it but you can't try to apologetics your way out of it because we can see the accounts we can we can see that the outcomes of treasure digs this is not something you can't tell so yeah anyways so after he does that he um we're told from the saints book um that basically other treasure diggers knew joseph smith will be going which actually makes some sense because this would be the fall equinox and so it says local treasure diggers or local treasure seekers also knew it was a time for joseph to get the record lately one of them one of them a man named samuel lawrence had been roaming the hill searching for the plates worried that samuel would cause trouble joseph sent his father to samuel's house on the evening of september 21st to keep an eye on him and confront him if it looked like he was going to the hill so again this helps corroborate again that joseph and lawrence had been you know working on these plates in some way visiting the hill and again to show how important the treasure digging uh day of the autumnal equinox was and and when you have it in the saints book i think the fact that they're admitting that is a pretty good indication that these are facts you can't really dispute um with regards to lawrence's involvement in joseph smith's involvement together um in knowledge about the hill i think it's so shady of them though to to the way they phrased that to say local treasure diggers wasn't one of them right yeah they're like oh all those pesky local treasure diggers yeah well how did they all know about joseph yes he was one of them i mean it's been a while it's been a while since i did that saints chapter by chapter review but it is it is interesting how they they they've when it's other treasure diggers it's like you know kind of like a cartoonish caricature of them like you know twisting their mustache and like hiding behind the trees but when it's joseph smith it's like oh it's just a boy who make who's making mistakes and it's like no this is his community the reason they know about it is because joseph smith is involved in this community to the point where he's bringing samuel to the hill and yet they so that and we don't have the end of the saints book but that's one of my issues with the saints book is they very carefully word these things so you're giving members just enough so if you say you didn't tell me this they could say oh no no we covered it but they don't really give you the context and because they don't give you the context it makes it come off as if joseph smith is so much more pure and innocent than i think even most like mainstream mormon scholars would admit i think most mainstream mormon scholars would admit that this is kind of messed up with regard to you know go ahead it reminds me of uh john c bennett in nauvoo it's like well john c bennett was having sex with lots of women but that was spiritual wifey yeah well joseph smith was doing it oh well that was the new and everlasting covenant yeah and that's and that's you know obviously that's that's the when you get into to the way they treat or even like william law so john cena like in the saints book william law until he leaves the church every mention of him is like how great his testimony was and how powerful his witness was and then the moment he leaves every mention of him as if he's the devil and it's like you know at some point you got to go why is it joseph smith is the center and everyone moves around him and so if you leave the church you instantly go to like the outer edge and it's like from a historical standpoint it doesn't it's not that black and white but and that's why i don't consider saints a history book i consider it like a you know a narrative book um but yeah we don't we don't need to go into that but yeah it just shows how how different they make joseph smith's doing the exact same acts as other people as if it normalizes it when it's the exact same thing that he's doing and um you know it's it's not really an honest way to do it so yeah and uh um again i just want to note from this quote that he uses samuel lawrence if it if it helps lend credibility to his community that he has special powers but as soon as he feels like he's lost control of samuel lawrence and that samuel lawrence might be interjecting things that that that that um could conflict with joseph's desires in power then samuel lawrence is cut out and he's trying to exclude him so this control the environment theme character well and it also it's like um you know the it sounds dumb to say it'll be on the next slide too but it's like the most important thing about this attempt is no witnesses you know joseph smith wants no witnesses to this attempt so he's making sure sammy lawrence can't get to the hill because if he gets to the hill he's gonna know joseph isn't pulling anything out of it and so um i think that's the biggest reason is not only does he he loses the control of the fact that lawrence knows where he's going but he needs to keep him out because there can you know it's like i feel like it's like a like an action film you're like no witnesses you know but it's it's true and so if we go to the next slide that that becomes uh really important because so joseph claims emma smith is the right person right and then when they get there she has to stay back with the carriage with her back to the digging so he brings her as the right person as if she needs to be with him to retrieve the place but she's not allowed anywhere near the plates she can't even look at him when he's digging and um according to michael d michael quinn he says emma's cousins reported that she stood with her back toward him while he dug up the box martin harris said that while he was obtaining the plates she kneeled down and prayed harris added that joseph took the place and hid them in an old black oak tree top which was hollow this is another use of the color black as was required by moroni and so just like samuel lawrence he brings emma smith but he's like you can't you know stay stay back stay far away don't look and it just reeks of someone who knows they don't have plates to pull up if you're going to tell people that you see through your peeps shear stone that you are the right person to retrieve the plates shouldn't she be next to him to pull the pla i mean like it makes no sense it's one of those things where again if you want to say god's ways are not our ways you have to explain why this is so inconsistent i i just don't i don't know any other way around it i think she serves to really fill in the narrative about him having to bring a right person because yeah that's died off that's all it is that's the link i'm also thinking of the what many would claim to be is a very disrespectful episode of south park the joseph smith you know all about the mormons episode or whatever you know the dum dum dum dum dum you know just like with the last 10 or 16 pages and joseph can't reproduce them and and lucy harris gets it but martin martin harris doesn't like this the fact that later the three and the eight witnesses can see the plates but for some reason his own wife has to turn her back yeah it makes no sense and it's something that we all should have seen just it's so obvious why why would god let the three and the eight witnesses later see the plates but his own uh effing wife and i don't mean to get animated here his own effing wife has to turn her back there's a really simple answer there john she's a woman well there's that right you know it's a patriarchal thing right these men hold the priesthood as it were and and they do but but she here's the thing because the witnesses didn't have the priesthood yet did they yeah but they were they're part of that structure that could answer you know what i mean but no and the one point out the one thing i'll say is emma smith was not just his wife she was the person that he was told through the stone was the right person so even even ignoring that she's you know his wife she was who god said you need to bring to get these plates so if she's the person that is the one person the only person on earth that he can bring to get the plates why in the world is she then told stay back with your back to back away from me unless you know that you're not able to pull plates out it makes no sense like why in the world would i bring my wife somewhere and then say god told me to bring you and then say but stay in the car and look away because i'm going to get this but but don't don't look it it it defies any logic and again i i i'll keep saying i know the apologetics say with god all things are possible but it just does is it really like would god really send somebody and say you're the right person and you're the only person that that can come with to bring the place and then say but stay far enough away because are you really bringing the right person if they have to you know it's just it gets really convoluted really quick so the only other thing that comes to my mind with this quote is that you know there are people who want to know whether emma was in on the con and i'm not saying it's a con i'm just saying if if in the theory that emma was in on deception um this kind of seems to go against that because why why wouldn't joseph and emma just said yep we both saw the plates yep but emma's not able to see the plates so that suggests that joseph was deceiving or fooling emma and that she wasn't in on a conspiracy that's and that's my takeaway too because i meant to get back to that because we kind of you know danced around that earlier but yeah if emma was in on the conspiracy she would be extremely valuable here to say yeah i saw joseph take him out i saw him put him in the treetop i saw the plates i saw the spectacles the fact that she doesn't is a pretty clear indicator that i think she unfortunately doesn't unders you know that she doesn't know that joseph smith is making it up which again you would say well emma seems like a smart person why would she but why would she buy into it but again when you trust people and you're part of that world view it it's not that far-fetched to understand why people believe it because you know we can show in modern times how people believe things that we know aren't true um and it just shows that i think joseph had a good way of convincing people that he was the real deal i think emma was more useful to him as someone that believed the story he was telling rather than a co-conspirator exactly they've been married for nine months by this point yep and if he had brought sam say he brings samuel lawrence then you have to have a conspiracy because sammy lawrence is going to know exactly what he's doing so you need somebody that can fulfill what nemo said fulfill that requirement of bringing the right person but not somebody who is going to want to be involved in it so you need someone who is willing to kind of stay to the side but also fulfill that requirement and i think that's a really important note that you just made nemo because yeah i think that's really important to know before when you try to look at that whole picture of why emma was was there so anyways i guess we can continue on no sense that before the plates were buried moroni and mormon and whoever could just see the plates then all of a sudden joseph uninters or disenters the plates and all of a sudden god's really worried about who gets to see him well yeah that's and then i just let someone please tell me why wasn't god cool with them as seeing the plates she could dust under them right you can help translate them but for some reason it's really important to god all of a sudden that emma and martin and oliver and no one else could see the plates the only reason is because i mean because if joseph had showed him what he would later have it wouldn't pass inspection i mean that literally that's the only reason you could see the book of abraham scrolls right i mean no one no one had a problem with that you know people could see this so sacred yeah there was nothing sacred about him and so yeah kinderhook plates were either yeah i mean so it's just yeah it it just shows joseph didn't have confidence that what he could produce could pass a a visual inspection i mean that's really all it is so um and so the saints book also confirms that joseph did not bring the plates back with him on the carriage uh but instead put them in a hollow log where they would be safe until he obtained the lock box um and again there's no reason why joseph would leave the plates in a hollow log simply because there wasn't a lock box at home because you could bring them at home and just keep them with you there's just it makes no sense joseph could bring the plates keep them in his room with them until they had a lock box right this this part makes no sense and um dan vogel and john hamer i think both in their episodes with mormon stories talked about how it makes total sense that joseph smith hadn't finished the prop set of plays that he needs um but the problem is he needed to go on that day he had to go on the fall equinox to be believed within the treasure digging world so he had to go on that day no matter what and so because he didn't have the prop ready he still had to go on that day um for the story to be believed but then he had to come up with a secondary story of leaving him behind so that he could then finish them and then bring him home later and so you know that's just it just goes to show that these plates are so important that no one can see them these plates are so important that he was shocked from trying to pull him early on in 1823 uh because he because in 1823 there's a story where he takes them out but doesn't just go right away and so they go back into the hole yet in 1827 he's allowed to just toss him into a hollow log it makes no sense yeah he's worried about lawrence stouting around on this looking for his plates and he's like well where's the safe place to put them inside a hollow log which is a very commonly known folk magic exactly yep and so i think the next slide and that this is what a hollow log looks like so does it really make sense that a set of ancient gold plates that god would not let joseph leave out of his site in 1823 uh would be safer in this hole than to bring him back onto the property and you know maybe sleep with them or tuck them under a bed or something i mean if treasure diggers we are to believe that the treasure diggers know where joseph smith is going this night and they know that they're kind of scouring the area and you're going to leave them in something like this i mean i realized that they would probably say joseph covered it with some you know leaves and brush and stuff but at the same time it it makes there's no reason you would leave a set of plates in something like this that could be easily inspected by anybody who was in the area it it just it goes against i mean it's it's nonsensical there's no way i don't know what else to say we're told the narrative that these plates were so valuable that joseph's life was constantly under threat trying to keep them safe yeah but yeah the first time he'd got them the first time he retrieved them after years of going back and back the first thing he did was frankly reckless yeah if you're going on that narrative it's just reckless just to leave them unguarded and secured and again we're we're told that the the treasure guardian who is moroni but the treasure guardian was there in the earlier attempts to tell him why he couldn't have him um again we have the one account 1823 that he does try to pull him out and they get pulled back into the box because he turns his back for a second and the angel's like you can't do that and yeah in 1827 the angels are like you would think the angel be like joseph what are you doing you can't leave them in a hollow log you know people are going to see these things it just shows you that again joseph smith at this point this is his narrative and i think he feels like he can can pull this off but it make like within the realms of reality this this just doesn't work at all and i i i've never seen an apologetic that explains this in a way that that is tethered to reality and tethered to the earlier accounts of the retrievals on a total kind of meta level i just had a realization there was a really simple way for heavenly father and joseph smith to really really really simplify this entire process and that would be to have never told anyone about the angel moroni or the plague right and just to like tell joseph but tell him not to tell anyone have him get get the plates never tell anyone yep and then create the book of mormon and then get rid of the plates and no one ever knows about it so if god is all wise and knowing and if joseph smith really got the plates and did this then why didn't they just keep a secret until the book was produced the only other explanation i can think of is what was key to well number one this was growing out of the magic worldview treasure digging stuff yeah and number two is that joseph's main main value add his his main source of popularity or fame was the perception that he had special powers to find treasure right and so it's important that he's telling everybody ah these plates an angel i can get them someday a book's gonna come i have a special it's a way over time to maintain and to grow perception that he had special powers which was that's what sears are yeah and he keeps the seer title from the beginning to end right yeah and i would argue too if you're going to look at it that way i would say the main reason that he couldn't do like you to your point yeah it would make so much more sense for the story to say that the angel visits him and said you know kind of like at the end of end of the original ending of mark in the gospel where it just says you know go go and jesus will reveal himself and tell no one it's like angel moroni could be like go get these plates tell no one we're going to help you we'll help you translate them and then once they're translated you can show them you can show them to some witnesses but because he started the story in 1823 before he had developed all of that he stuck with it and you know kind of we said the alvin smith thing because he told these things to his family and to people in the in the community as he's building his treasure digging career up he stuck to it and so he can't get away from it and so to your point yeah and it just shows that as the story goes he kind of loses control of the narrative and then all of a sudden he's constantly backfilling um the elements that he had created so so yeah i mean i think that's a good way to look at it for sure okay um and so this is a story that that you know you may have heard of but basically so joseph's got the place in the log and joseph smith senior hears of a plot that the treasure diggers are going to find the plates and he tells emma and then emma rides a horse to joseph smith to tell him that they're looking and so according to his mom this is what happens as emma tells joseph joseph kept the hermann thumb constantly about his person and he could could by this means ascertain at any moment whether the plates were in danger or having just looked into them before emma got there he perceived her coming and came up out of the well and met her when she informed him of the situation or i think the situation what had occurred he told her that the record was perfectly safe for the present and so this is telling you one again the aromathem is it's the peep stone peeps shear stone it's not there is no german therma at this point this is a retrofitted term but she's saying that joseph smith is looking in the stone and actually sees through the stone that emma's coming and then when emma comes up he looks through the stone and is like no i can see the plates they're totally fine and this is again joseph right now is in control the situation because there are no plates so he doesn't have to worry about anybody finding him because i'm telling you right now if you put those plates that are that valuable in a hollow log and someone says they're going to send a search party of treasure diggers over that hill you better believe you are on a horse and you're getting there as fast as you can the fact that he looks at the stone is just it claims to look at the stone it's like oh i can see them they're fine like and it's nonsensical too because picture it this way so emma comes in and says um there there's a basically a party of treasure diggers that are gonna go look for the plates and joseph looks at the stone he sees the plates in the hot log and he's like yeah they're fine well it doesn't mean they're gonna be fine in five minutes or an hour in that logic they're fine at the moment but if they're gone their way they could grab them and so it just shows again it's just it defies any logic that joseph at this point um can claim this and i just want to point out as a foreshadowing keep this in mind in two episodes when we get to the 116 pages because you're going to find out that that searstone can't locate anything when joseph smith is not in control of the situation and and so you're going to see a completely different different story and i i wrote that in here too so yeah i just kind of went through all the same ways the urban thumbnail was not a developed term so when they say that they mean the slash peep stone again this is treasure digging techniques as joseph smith is using that stone to claim to see that the treasure with um in 116 pages will be very important in a couple episodes and um you know it just again it doesn't appear that there were plates in the area of the hill if joseph seems that unconcerned with something that is as valuable as we are told that these plates are so we already kind of covered that i guess for me for me it begs the you know i'm always looking for like probability right yeah i'm seeing two options one option is you know what you viewer listener what's more likely number one that joseph smith needs emma and others to believe that he got plates and so he makes up this story about sticking them somewhere and that just makes it so you know they exist somewhere but of course you know no one knows where they are so he can never be um found to be a fraud there's either that or god did give him plates but even emma can't see them he recklessly hides them in a log and then he's got this super special magic device where he can almost like a portal i mean it's almost like salman and lord of the rings yeah got this crystal ball where he can always magically know the location of these physical objects and at any time be worn i mean it reminds me of like snow white and it is a magic mirror is that the way the world and the universe works is there any other example ever in the history of mankind you listener viewer where a special object gives you the ability to see other physical objects elsewhere it's would say i just want to make a real quick point about and this this points to emma not being a co-conspirator and more of a someone that believes jose's story because when she's told that there are people looking she runs to joseph straight away because she's like oh no his plates are in trouble i need to go tell him right because otherwise why would she be concerned if she knew there weren't really any plates there she wouldn't be concerned but no she is she has gone and done the dutiful thing and gonna told him and then he's been like ah no don't worry yeah no that's a good point that's actually a really good point yeah and and so now this this is the story of where joseph smith now is going to bring the plates home and so again i want to point out that we're told emma's the right person and yet when joseph brings the plates home he's able to go by himself to retrieve the plates and he leaves her behind and i'm going to read a quote from andrew hedges from an enzyme from 2001 this is the description of joseph smith going home and he says as he was jumping over a log a man sprang up from behind him and gave him a heavy blow with a gun joseph turned around and knocked him to the ground and then ran at the top of his speed about a half a mile further he was attacked again and precisely the same way he soon brought this one down also and ran on again but before he got home he was accosted the third time with a severe stroke with the gun joseph um struck this third and final attacker with such force that he dislocated his own thumb he continued running being closely pursued until he came near his father's house at which time his assailants for fear being detected broke off the chase and i like i don't want to sound dismissive or disrespectful but this story is ridiculous first of all joseph smith has a bad leg so he's not going to be running at top speed beyond a lot of other people you can't you can you can do with a bad leg and number two these plates are supposed to be 40 to 60 pounds you're not running for multiple miles i run a small business and as part of my small business i work with boxes i unload shipping containers i do it all myself i work with a lot of boxes that are in that 40 to 50 pound range and i can tell you i stack them i can stack them up and down all day if you make me run with when i'm not going very far it's hard to run with something heavy and very hard when you've got someone attacking you and then you've also got the magical power of three there's three attackers i like to point that out because it always seems in these stories there's always three um again it's just it i don't know if you guys have ever seen john wick the movies they're some of the greatest movies of all time for action movies are very gory but they're great john wick will go down a street and he'll get attacked by a small group he'll take them all out he'll get a little bit down the street another group jumps out but that's an action movie this reads like a teenager coming up with this like a kind of a a fanatic a fantastical story about this adventure in no possible way is joseph smith going to be able to run this long with plates that heavy with getting hit with a gun people attacking with guns it it it's it's nonsense i don't know what to say it's just to believe this justifies all you're you're losing you know uh you've lost the plot i guess i i know it's a gordon ramsay quote he always says that on his shows you've lost the plot it is just like at some point this story just reads horribly once you look at it from the outside yeah because because try number one this sounds like paul bunyan or babe in the big blue ox these are american folklore legends yeah it just sounds impossible that but but even try physically get a 40 to 60 pound barbell yeah hold it in one hand and then start running as three different individuals are without any totally unencumbered yeah without a leg without a leg deformity yeah by running with a 40 to 60 pound object in one hand while you're beating off three separate full ab well we assumed to be full able-bodied individuals for long periods of time i've held replicas of the plates that were actually lighter than what the actual plates likely were and i could very barely carry them around the room for you know 30 to 50 seconds before i was exhausted it's just not going to say that john because you know what i have are you ready are you ready some other stuff i have a clue i have replicas of the plates yeah yeah like stand up and walk around like how do they feel heavy man like if you were if you were running could you run and beat someone off and jump over a log and jump over logs yeah i mean it's just yeah i mean again i it's like i feel bad because i don't want to be like outright disrespectful but this story reads more like john wick than it does a realistic story and you know imagine too and again we we we'll move on but you you if you believe the story he's running at top speed he gets by one guy runs the top speed gets by a second guy by the time he gets that third guy that dude's gonna be dead tired i mean that third person's gotta be just thrilled to see joseph smith two miles into a run with 40 to 60 pound plates and yeah joseph smith says he basically was able to to just fight him right off and stiff-arm them and just keep going into the end zone i just it's on the other hand it plays great into this narrative of joseph being a glorious it does next to jesus and power and goodness and righteousness the whole joseph's no one could ever beat him at the log pole or stick pole right right he plays into this narrative of joseph as archetype super male superhero it does and in the story it's just it reads that way and you know again we don't to keep going i just i have to point that story out because again you have to believe that and so um you know we've already kind of covered this but you know um these plates are 40 to 60 pounds joseph's got a bad leg he's not gonna be able to run that fast and jump over logs and if the treasure diggers truly knew joseph was heading back why in the world would they space themselves out to give joseph time in between attacks you would think because these treasure dickers they're yeah they're all these treasure diggers are according to these narratives they're all talking they're all angry at joseph you would think they would just wait for him at the end and just be like we know because they know where he's got to go they know the path from the hill they know the hilly's going to they know he's going home you know and and so i just don't want to say and then um the last point is i don't know if it's on that slide or not but again you know isn't it convenient that when he goes to bring the plates home he leaves emma at home um and so there's no witness right and so he leaves her at home so now there's no witness of these attacks but um we can go to the next slide that's fine and so um he gets home he is out of breath he put there's like an account where he puts the the place through the window and they put him in the lockbox right away and i think there's another account where he walks in with him and he says he's being attacked and they run out and and of course this you know the narrative is that the the assailants peel off at the end because they don't get caught which again you know i don't get but so dan vogel speculates that the reason his thumb was hurt was not because he was attacked by people because when you're putting these plates together those rings those d-rings are going to be the hardest thing to bend and so you're going to be using your fingers to try to bend it and it'll be really easy because of course you're going to put the most pressure on your thumb you know you could dislocate it pretty easily you could pop it out if you're if you're having to put the kind of pressure you would need to put to bend metal um it would make a lot more sense and the the other takeaway here is he gets home and no one's allowed to look at the plates when he gets home and there are some later recollections that people feared they would be struck dead if they did i couldn't really find a lot of evidence to show that that was like a first-hand account um so i don't really put a whole lot of weight into that but i do think that joseph smith knew they couldn't pass visual inspection so i think that's why he covered him and put him in the lockbox as quick as he could and then just to summarize all of this fits treasure digging no one else can see the treasure um you know of course joseph smith couldn't have anyone else witnessing it you know you've got all the power of three and all the way the story reads it just all of it fits treasure digging from from start to finish and so just to be clear if if it isn't if it all didn't happen as joseph claimed then what's going on here is joseph feels like he needs some plates to be able to advance the narrative with these people that he's kind of fooling around him but he probably doesn't have time to inscribe characters in all of them nor does he have golden plates which would be more valuable right so he needs to fashion plates but but he has to hide them both because they're probably not gold and probably because they don't meet visual inspections slash there's no inscribed characters exactly so he's trying to have this material object that is sufficient for the people around him yep um you know to to advance the narrative is that what you're saying certainly would be for me i mean i think it at this point this is you know and it's funny because i don't know if maybe i haven't slid a camera but you know with treasure digging you're not allowed if you're the the financer of a treasure dig you're not allowed to look at the rock that the seer's using right so you can't see the vision you can't see the treasure the treasure guardian but you can see the physical reward assuming there would be one which there never was but as a financer of a treasure dick the only thing you're allowed to see is the physical reward and in this case that's like the one thing you can't see you know so in this case not only can they not see the visions joseph having not only can emma not even look at him digging but they can't even see the the the finished product and again i think that's a huge red flag that there's a reason he doesn't want people seeing what he's doing and so of course you say well i was commanded by god to not show it to anyone or else um i think the the one story i found was not that joseph said that he that they would die if they looked but if other people look joseph would be the one that would be harmed and so again you'll see this later with polygamy but joseph is putting on them hey if you want to look just know i'm going to be the one that takes the fall for it and um and i think that's a powerful thing if you believe in joseph smith which these people clearly do they're true believing people these are not people that are in on a conspiracy as far as i can tell because as nemo pointed out there's a lot of opportunities um where you would be able to see that and and you see the opposite so definitely agree there and so um that is that's basically how you know how the plates get there and then i think um i don't know what this thing is again the finger injury yeah if it's not as he claimed it it makes perfect sense that he's having to do metallurgy yep and then he injures himself doing metallurgy i'm imagining how you would strike someone in such a way that you would injure your thumb that's another thing too because you punch like this you don't you don't like stickers yeah it's like maybe their eye with his thumb like yeah that's just it you know and so again it's like [Music] every every aspect of this makes no sense and when you really think about it the details get worse and worse and again that it just shouldn't be the case if if this is a true story you should not have this many like i said this it fits more with john wick than it does with 19th century running through woods fighting people it just doesn't it doesn't add up yeah okay um and so this is you know just a really quickly i mean you guys have anyone who who has been through the church and i'm assuming most of you have if you're watching this this is just showing the plate so you've got one third of the plates are unsealed the two-thirds are sealed sydney rigdon said that they translated 14 plates and that made up the book of mormon and that's important for a couple slides from now and again the spectacles and the breastplate would not have been seen by anyone i think there's different accounts of people describing them but they wouldn't have seen them just because of the fact that they would follow that same pattern of the gold plates where joseph was not allowed to show them to anyone so the the the accounts of the spectacles they vary there's different they're described in different ways which again tells you that they're not seeing a physical object and obviously joseph smith doesn't use them so it's kind of an irrelevant point but that is how the church portrays them looking and um so the next one this kind of was going this nemo set right there um it's just to show that you know this these these prop sets have been made in recent times you actually did an episode of mormon stories i think where someone comes in and they all they they use only tools that are available in joseph smith's time and they are able to create this prop set of plates so joseph smith could have created this and then wrapped it in cloth without engraving the characters but it gives them the sound of metal plates it gives them the feel of metal plates and so he could use that as a way to say i've got him and you know obviously you can't see him and so it's just to point out what nemo showed earlier that people have made props sets of plates only using tools from the 19th century we're not talking about 2022 tools yeah these were made authentically and you can hear them you can hear they kind of they kind of clutter yeah because they wouldn't be you wouldn't have perfect pieces of tin and so they wouldn't be perfectly flat and you get that nice crinkle sound and it would be it would look and feel authentic if you were wrapped them in cloth and it shows that joseph smith could have made them because dan vogel points out how they actually would put ads in the paper when they had scrap 10 for sale and you could get it they would use them like off the barrels and stuff so he could easily get the tin cut it up put the holes in and then that d-ring would be the last thing you do and that's where you could pop out your thumb and you know obviously that would be the the big uh the big then joseph smith needs to explain how he hurt his thumb and that's why he runs to the door out of breath because it gives a great backstory and again that shows how joseph smith is really good at trying to fill in those holes when he needs to fill you know backfill a story because these got sent to me from the u.s uh i hate him i've got i've got a copy too yeah because they were but they were from your your lovely guest he sent them over here so that we could have a look at them um but one of the little hooks at the back popped out and then trying to pop it back in i was like i can see oh joseph would have done his thumb in trying to bend this kind of stiff wire yeah well like i said you know part of my small business is i work with a lot of product that we get in um for it and there are times when i'm working with pallets and you got to push the pieces of the pellets it to work so it's like little piece of wood sometimes there's nails straps and even then sometimes you're pushing with your fingers and i'll use something like a piece of cardboard on front so it's not directly into my my finger but you could see how easily you could could pop something out when you're putting that kind of pressure on straight metal rings those are metal bars you're twisting and you know he doesn't he probably doesn't have a set of craftman tools from you know sears i could just clamp him real quick and so it makes sense you could do it and it makes a lot more sense than three people attacking you separately a half mile apart yeah and punching like like that you know so and all we'll include in the show notes uh hopefully a link to the episode that we have with the guy who made these plates because we did a mormon stories episode with the guy who made these plates and he talked about using tools and materials that would have been available to joseph smith in 18 yeah it's definitely worth a watch for anyone who's curious about that it's awesome so you have a summary of the some of the problems so this is just a quick summary of the problems with the gold plates and first of all we didn't really get into this yet but the idea of lengthy records on gold plates in in the americas sorry americans typo it's anachronistic at best there were not there are no records of lengthy records or really any writing on gold plates in the americas well or metal plates at all um and even in the old world there's no lengthy records of gold of of of records on metal any kind of metal um and then like i said this entire story is built off treasure digging so if you take out the treasure digging you take out the the fall equinox date that happens every year um using the peep slash shear stone to locate the plates before and after retrieving them the guardian spirit that's protecting the plates all of those are treasure digging and then the last point is um you know you talk about the spectacles that was added in by samuel lawrence those are anachronistic as well the first wearable spectacles were not invented until about the 13th century and yet these plates were supposedly buried in the fifth century so you've got you know eighth century gap here between when spectacles were invented when they're supposedly buried in the hill and so that's another problem these are not this is all anachronistic across the board and the story itself is built off treasure digging so now you have to believe that these things were around when it's completely anachronistic but then you have to believe treasure digging brought them through all of this you know and again you mentioned probability earlier you know my background is in is in um statistics slightly marketing and research and statistics you know again we don't need to get this long but probability when you have multiple events that have to happen you don't just like add them together you multiply them so if you have a six-sided die and you need to roll six twice the odds of that aren't like you know one six plus like one twelfth it's 136 so it's one six times one six one six so if you wanna if you wanna get into this issue like what is the probability that treasure digging works multiply that by what is the probability that there were gold plates with lengthy records in the americas even though there's absolutely no history then spectacles being invented 800 years earlier and buried with these plates you know i mean those all get multiplied so maybe it's one in a billion times one in a million times one it gets astronomical and and you get to the point where you know people from the church and actually we'll get to the next slide because you always hear that that thing where they'll say oh joseph was the world's greatest guesser because he'll find like a potential bullseye and it's like no no you still have all these other things you gotta deal with before you can cherry pick a few hits and a lot of those hits as we'll see in this part are not hits at all and i you know if it's okay i i made my own list and some of this is going to be overlapping and this is not in any way a comprehensive list i just wrote this down now like there's no evidence of gold mines there's no evidence of native americans being able to work with metals at this level of sophistication anywhere um at best it's it's it's just super minor metal works there's no evidence of any written ability to even have a written language in north america amongst the native americans there and as soon as you're trying to take this to mesoamerica then you've got the problem of how did the plates get from central america all the way up to mora it makes no sense that that there's two kimoras nor does it make sense that somehow the golden plates that couldn't have been created to begin with were then hauled all the way up to to new york from a mesoamerican native american um there's no evidence of of hebrew of a knowledge of hebrew or of of egyptian anywhere north central or south america so there's no remnants or evidence of of hebrew or or um uh reformed egyptian again the dna evidence runs counter to this um the the um and then you look at then you add to it the in massive anachronistic content in the book of mormon itself um that it's all 19th century content including christianity including sermons protestant sermons you know the king james version christianity before christ even was born um you know and then polygamy and just you start you look at all the different ways this becomes ridiculous the book of abraham is obviously a mistranslation like how many how many successive instances of ridiculousness multiplied together in terms of improbability how many times is that to happen before you're like wow this this starts to stretch yeah that's the problem with the probability stuff it's like it doesn't it multiplies and so it gets out of control quickly when you start looking at these issues and there's just no way around it and again if you want to to to just say well that's how god works you can do that but you then have to be willing to say but this doesn't make sense and i'm okay with that you know i mean you can't have it both ways you can't say yeah there's gold plates because xyz you know and then when someone presents you with the evidence showing why this wouldn't work and then say well i believe it anyways and i'm still right it's like you know that that's where i get frustrated with apologize because as we'll see it just doesn't work let's and and this is before you talk about apologetics i just want to offer if you are a believing mormon or if you're a mormon apologist and you think there's a plausible explanation for all of this i want to hear it we'll invite you on mormon stories and you come explain to us all this stuff and tell us how it makes sense because if there is a reasonable rational explanation for all of this i'm dying to know it i want to know me too i want to know okay next slide all right so this is so if you go to fair mormon and you look at there's a page i think it's right at the front but it's it's what they call their best evidences for the book of mormon one of the first things i think it's the second one on the list is that they have evidence of metal plates being used for engraving records now this is i think i'm i don't know if i'm saying it right but i think it's called the piergy plates and they cite these plates are from italy they call them the piercing tablets and there's three of them and they cite this as proof that people wrote on metal plates in the ancient world and so you can see the three plates are all right there you can see that you know especially that middle one there's a ton of etched um symbols right and so if you go to the next slide um this is also used the church has been doing these i don't know if they're still doing it but for a couple years ago they're releasing these videos on youtube called now you know and they're very cartoony they're very like almost like talking to you as if you're in like you know middle school or something but it's long yeah like three to five minutes long and i did a write-up on this one on ldsdiscussions.com for the gold plates but they they dropped this line and then they quickly transition out of it but they say the plates were similar to other ancient metal records that have been discovered by archaeologists in recent years and so they're giving a nod to these peergy tablets and then they kind of get away they don't show you they show you these pictures of clip art type stuff but it's like obviously there's nothing there to it and so they don't want you to look further right but they'll tell you that and then leave and so we go to the next slide um so these plates are dated to about 500 bce and they were found in italy um i just want to point out real quick there are no plates like this in the americas this is an old world thing and that's why they're anachronistic even if you want to grant this but each of these plates are about seven and a half by three and a half inches big the book of mormon's about six by eight which is about 80 bigger if you want to believe those accounts um two of the piers tablets are inscribed in etruscan i don't know if i'm saying that right and the third is phoenician but here's the thing all three of these tablets together are just 200 words just 200 words and three plates and that creates a huge math problem for the book of mormon that i don't think the apologists certainly aren't going to aren't going to tell you this part because this is the part where all of a sudden it blows up right in your face if you want to cite this as evidence you're you're immediately going to have problems that once you dig in once you understand the context of what these plates are and what they aren't it's gonna blow up in your face immediately because i just googled there are 174 610 words in the book of mormon i think well i had 270 000 so i don't know if i'm off because i i when i when i just let's take the more conservative number 174 go ahead well i'll say if you go to the next slide i start i start having the math in there so perfect perfect just before we go there just real quick yeah points out in those now you know videos um because we mentioned this before and there's now you know videos you look at all those little clip arts they do right yeah and they show you lots of ancient scroll yeah lots of ancient looking stuff they never use the characters document that they have that they built to be an example of the characters from the book of mormon that's amazing why why wouldn't you yep because they know they know that it won't they know the thing that the character that'll be in the next episode because i knew we wouldn't have enough time today but the the fact that the church creates a whole new set of characters for reformed egyptian in those videos tells you how much they know that the actual reform egyptian characters joseph copied are absolutely um ridiculous if you look at them english yeah it's it's it's crudely modified english and so they don't want to show that so they create a whole new set of egyptian looking characters and it just when when i was doing those those write-ups of those videos i'm like wait a second why these look so different and then you look at the characters verse 7 you're like why would you create a fake set of characters if you have the real deal and and the reason is the same reason joseph didn't show the plates they know that they they know better they know better they know better and they they still can't bring themselves to admit that this stuff doesn't add up and yet they'll slowly kind of put these little i would say deceptive characters into these videos as if they don't have the original but it's a bit of a tangent i guess but yeah it's also it's also worth stating why did he pick reformed egyptian as the alleged language again he's picking a language that no one could ever translate at that point in time yeah yeah that's one replica if it was hebrew he could have just like produced the hebrew copied it and then everyone could have been free to translate it yeah but that takes the control away so of course he has to be the translator so it's got to be a language that nobody knows it has to be something that needs to be needed to be cracked by god and it also has to be a language that people believed at the time could have excuse me a lot of material in a small amount of space because they believed at the time there could be like 20 to 40 20 to 40 words per character which again is a huge problem but his grammar and alphabet the egyptian language yeah exactly and that shows you exactly what they thought of egyptian and they were wrong but that's that was the belief at the time it wasn't just him so and also just and this is related to the plates why would jews sailing to america decide to to write etch into golden plates egyptian and not hebrew yeah exactly i mean it makes no sense and that's the thing we'll get into that when we get into the anachronisms but yeah so um the three piergy tablets total 200 words you're 67 words per plate and like i said this is more evidence against the book of mormon plates than it is for and the reason is i i when i looked it up i saw the book of mormon was a little over 270 000 words if i'm wrong we can fix that sydney rigdon said they translated it off of 14 plates that means that every single one of those plates would need 19 000 words on it and that means that the three the three piergy tablets would produce just 200 words which means you're 56 800 words short on just those three tablets just those three tablets would be short by i mean you know whatever times that is and so and even if you want to believe that reformed egyptian could give you 20 to 30 words per character which again is nonsensical from a linguistic standpoint you would still need 630 to 950 characters per plate to make it work so even even then you're still like you know over 10 times what's actually on those on the piergy tablet it it's like just for context that many words 56 000 words short is you could say six university dissertations yeah that is three words and three plays that's just and that's just three of them and that's just it that's why the number math is math is really problematic for the book of mormon not just here in the translation in the next episode there's math issues the book of mormon itself has a lot of math issues with battles and with how very small amounts of people can build these you know could build and do metallurgy and all that stuff so i mean this is an area where you could tell that joseph smith as he's telling the story is not thinking these things through because you know when you're telling a story you're not thinking about being fact checked on the math but yeah and so the apologists are studying these piercing tablets as this evidence for the book of mormon and they call it one of the best evidences for the book mormon and you i on twitter a lot of times on twitter i get replies if i if i post about the plates and they'll say have you ever seen the piergy tablets turns out joseph was the world's best guesser and i'm like have you even like do you even understand what you're doing and that's the problem because apologetics are not about understanding context it's about it's not about proving it's about giving someone enough plausibility that they can walk away believing but the problem is not pacifying yeah it's pacifying and so it's like it's like telling someone don't look under the hood of that car it'll dry fine and then you walk away going yeah it'll probably drive fine you open the hood up and you're like oh crap this car is never going to work again and and so with these tablets it's just like these are not the droids you're looking for that's all it is the thinking has been done we've done the thinking for you we've done a hard academia for you yeah believe us let's just say it's like yeah this is words thing is a huge smoking gun yeah to me when i when i was doing it when i was doing this overview and i'm looking at the numbers i'm like this is like beyond impossible especially if you want to believe sydney rigdon's account which again why i mean i know he wasn't there during the plates but these stories were told and i you know i've seen other ones that say like 12 and then some people said maybe 24 because it'd be like double sided but i don't know that you could etch on two sides but anyways if we go to the next slide it just it keeps getting worse as you do this math here so even if we grant the larger size of the plates for the book of mormon would give you about 120 words if you go to the peer g plate kind of ratio you would you would need 2 250 gold plates to fit the book of mormon at the same pace of the piercing tablets now remember the book of mormon sealed portion is one third and the uns or the seal is two-thirds the unsealed one-third so that means you need another 4 500 plates to be sealed if that's two-thirds which means if you want to cite the prg tablets as evidence for the book of mormon you would need a set of gold plates that were 6 750 plates and i mean basic math will tell you why that's not going to happen and that will also tell you why nobody ever wrote long records on metal this is a 200 word thing on three tablets i believe there's it's like a prayer and and something else so it's not records it's just like a prayer and and whenever you see a record of gold plates it's always um very small very short and it's usually like a prayer or like uh some drawings that are etched in it's not like you know i nephi did this or i you know you know i caveman did this it's it's it's usually a prayer or something that is very you know it's almost like um if you go into someone's home and they've got like a slab of wood it'll say home is where the heart is right but that's not proof that in the ancient times people wrote on wood planks you know what i mean and that's what this kind of is implying and it's just the energy tablets are like live laugh love foreign it's like an inspirational quote painting on your wall and yet the fair mormon people are like this is the best evidence for the book of mormon how could joseph have known it's like yeah how could he have known because this is not what you're this is not at all what you're implying it is and the thing is a fair mormon was honest they would tell you this is only 200 words over three plates and tell you how then go go do the math and go in and so even if so it's 4 500 uh or uh 6 700 plates you would need at that ratio let's just say that it's um you know the they could they could get 30. you know you're still talking like 200 plates and that's still way more than they said and that there's no way that's true so the golden plates become thor's hammer at some point where you know that's just it nobody's carrying that and nobody's running with it nobody's jumping over logs and so somebody's just the listeners are viewers somebody needs to make a meme about or thor's hammer joseph smith and the golden plates i mean that's just it like and if that's the case if someone comes at you with attacking with a knife you just slap him with that because that thing would send would send you next time and again i'm not trying i don't want to be facetious i don't want to make fun of this or make light of it i'm just saying like this is nonsensical and the moment you want to apply those apologetics to it then all of a sudden you just open up these other problems and they're not going to answer them because they'll tell you well reformed egyptian was so condensed but we all know it's not you like again well robert rittner has told us it doesn't exist it doesn't exist and it's reformed egyptian and are no reformed egyptian but there's no there's no evidence at all that people in the ancient americas did anything with egyptian whatsoever so to go this route it defies logic it's layer upon layer of just bad history and i don't know what more to say but i mean if you want to do the math and maybe someone in the audience could do this because i haven't done it um but what you would look at essentially is for reformed egyptian to work you would essentially be looking at whole chapters or maybe even multiple chapters of the book of mormon having to be contained within a single character exactly at that point like yeah that's the point in writing it down to that and just think about it think about if you're if you're mormon abridging these plates and you're like okay here's a year's worth of history and i'm just going to write the the symbol of of the letter a turned upside down and then you expect that on the other side you know what i mean like it wouldn't even make like if i'm writing it down even if god's like i'm going to help him translate your language i wouldn't think i'm going to write an upside down and he's going to know that's a year's worth of history and that's where it just gets i mean it gets ridiculous when you think about it and again don't make light of it i'm just saying but then it just doesn't work they also go on i believe someone correct me if i'm wrong they go on later in the book of mormon to say and oh if we had a better language we would have to do this more efficiently i think they do be massively efficient yeah you're getting entire chapters worth in single characters yeah so why are they complaining about inefficiency in their language for it to work it has to be super efficient it's yeah and that's this thing and it's like the the the inconsistencies there just get blown up when you start like looking like just looking at the apologetics of fair mormon when i did that and i did the math that was one of those aha moments from here i'm like oh my gosh this is horrible you know like this is so like nonsensical and i know again you're going to hear well with god all things are possible i'm just saying it it doesn't it doesn't add up and and it's it's just so far out there i you know i don't know what to say but um i've got about uh like 10 minutes left i don't think there's too many more slides so i think we're in good shape i think we're in good shape so this is just comparing so on on the left is um what the church kind of puts out there is evidence of reformed egyptian what it would look like on the right is the prg tablets i just want to point out if you look at the the book of mormon plates there um they're not etched it's almost like they're writing on ink because imagine trying to etch something that small again this is where you get into problems and that's why writing on gold on metal plates is really bad idea because if you were to try to etch that small and then you compress those plates down to bury them for you know all these years they're going to get messed up and you're also going to have stu you know imagine etching on delicate metal that close together that small accurate and that's why that's why the piercing tablets on the right even though they're crammed together i mean you could tell why they cannot get that many words on a plate that's just kind of exemplify there's no way to what nemo is saying you would then have to say that like every one of those symbols is is like you know months worth of history of in the book of mormon it just doesn't work and you can see how crinkled up the the um preview plates are there yeah how strong and straight the book of mormon plates are shown to be the reason those are that thin is because that's the only way you could etch them theories about i've heard theories about um ancient nephites having effectively invented alloys and putting copper in the middle of gold covered plates so they could etch it right but it's you having to go through all these mental jumps and loops yep it's just it won't work it doesn't work and that's the whole thing you need soft metal to etch but if you have soft metal then over all those years especially if you're trying to etch that's that tight together you're going to screw up all the time i mean i mean just just take something that is you know go to the store and buy something that you can etch into and try to etch that small especially if it's pliable and all that it just it wouldn't work and and that's why you don't see the old like the dead sea scrolls aren't on metal plates for a reason because scrolls preserve better and they're easier to write they're easier to store i mean i just it makes no sense in any possible way and so to cite the piercing tablets as evidence i think is just offensively dishonest but again i understand from an apologetic sample you need to give something but it's just they don't give you the context for a reason and that's that's really the whole point of the math is just to say if you want to cite that you got to then address the math because the math kills it right away all right yeah that's that's a smoking gun that i was not aware of the the piergy plates yeah i think the math is just it just kills it and that's why when people reply and say joseph was the world's greatest guest or wasn't he i'm like do you even know what you're we're what you're addressing and it's just that's what you know yeah it's frustrating so all right here's the conclusion yeah okay yeah so we did make it so yeah basically you know as we've been saying the gold plates are just a direct continuation of treasure digging and they're using the exact same tactics he did in the in all the treasure digs we talked about in our last episode um joseph seems to give up on the story in 1824 but then after that quote where his father says he wishes he would use it for you know religious purposes all of a sudden he picks it back up and i'm not saying that's the only reason why i'm just saying the timeline it fits well i think it's important that emma came with joseph smith but wasn't even allowed to look at him as he dug i think that's a really interesting thing to say she's the right person but that she can't be anywhere near it um obviously we just talked about the math and then just to say you know again without treasure digging we don't have the gold plates without the gold plates we don't have the book of mormon and so you cannot the entire foundation of the mormon church comes directly out of treasure digging and there is absolutely no way around that because we can show you as we've shown you in these first two episodes everything comes directly out of it and so and again i don't want to make this black and white i know people hate when you make a black and white stand but it's like either treasure digging is real and people could see something or joseph was making it up because otherwise the the only other option would be to say that god was somehow teaching him something that didn't work then to teach him something that would work even though the stuff that you know the later part still doesn't add up because as we've shown it's just you know at some point it just it's almost insulting to our intelligence and i know we're looking at this in 2022 but it's almost insulting to our intelligence to go through this and try to even describe why this is plausible i mean i i just sometimes i like i said i wrote this about a year ago when i started this overview stuff and i was reading it to prepare for today and i forgot some of it and you're reading it and you're just like this is just impossible and and and the way the church presents it is just sometimes it's almost laughable like like i said earlier it's like a john john wick movie and um it just it it you know i don't know more to say you guys can obviously jump in on that one yeah yeah no it is absurd i mean angels don't talk to people or at least in my whole mormon life they never did but they certainly don't deliver gold plates and stones don't provide you with magic powers and the the book itself is fraught and then joseph's behavior is fraught and book of abraham and the kinderhook plates and you know polyandry and underage girls and it's like how many again i'm repeating myself how many instances of completely improbable ridiculousness and or charlatan behaviors can you multiply together it's fine if if all of this evidence still leaves you with belief that's totally we want we we support that we validate it we're we just think it's we think it's important to provide a realistic context so that people can make a reasonable conclusion from the evidence and certainly the essays and the saints book the gospel topics essays in the saints book they don't provide a realistic honest sincere context neither do any of fair mormon or maxwell institute or um farms apologetics they're disingenuous they're intentionally they omit things they they they use pseudoscience and so what we would say is don't beat us up for being negative just don't trust us because we're claiming to be experts or we're claiming to be the purveyors of all truth look at the evidence go review the evidence read read lds discussions essays read the gospel topics essays dig into the evidence read dan bogle read michael quinn's early mormonism in the magic world view review all the evidence and then think about it and then just decide for yourself the probability and most likely yep you know right and nemo i'm really grateful or whoever it is that's highlighting these super chats we got a super cut from elsa we got a super chat from lc it's probably jen we got a super chat from lc which is a donation through youtube um you know we're grateful for that uh and we're grateful for the super chat from rachel heyman as well hey rachel writes thank you for everything you all do i've been out for about 12 years but started listening when my sister shelf broke last year i've learned more about the church in the last year than my whole rest of my life like lds discussions or mike that's that's something we're so grateful to you for yeah jen commented earlier like she had never heard about the false alvin prophecy like you're teaching us as a convert to the mormon church you're teaching lifelong mormons somebody who has been mormon or ex-mormon for 50-plus years you are teaching us things that we never learned in three to five decades of constant learning about mormonism we we owe that to you ld to mike lds discussion well you know i got to go on a second but the thing i would say is i mentioned this last video but last episode we did but like everything i did is for the most part has been out there i mean there are a few times where i'll come across something you know like the math thing i don't think i saw a lot of people do that with the piers you place but i mean for the most part and i know nemo you're aware this too like there's so many people that we're working off of so you know michael quinn and dan vogel john hammer metcalf sandra tanner all these people have done all this work and so for me this was more about putting it together in a way that made sense to me and and like i always use that puzzle analogy because to me that's how it felt and that's how it works in in for me in a practical sense it's like how do i put these pieces back together without looking at that picture of what the church told me it was but how the pieces fit in and they fit great uh but at the same time it's not me it's certainly not my research that led to that and i think the fact that we have all these people have been teaching this or have been doing this research for so many years and have been called you know anti-mormon or been saying that they're misrepresenting and all of a sudden you're like now the church admits it in their essays even though they're not admitting it all the way but it's just like i think for me it was more just putting it together in a way that i hope helps people and it helps because it made sense to me hopefully it makes sense to other people in the same way but yeah it's definitely not definitely not my you know my work i'm definitely just you know kind of working off the backs of everyone else that has done it before me and hopefully i can pay it forward and that they've helped me in in the process of standing on the shoulders of giants exactly i can't take credit for i'm just putting it together in a way that made sense to me and i'm hoping helps other people but um you know i think that was really the goal was just to try to find a way for me that i could make sense with because it really when you go down the deep dive you know as everybody knows it's really painful to kind of figure out that things you were taught weren't true and then you're trying to make sense of it you're trying to figure it out and you're getting apologetics in one ear you're getting critics in the other ear and you're trying to make sense of who's right and um that's a long process and so for me it was just taking notes and then it just kind of worked that way um and i'm so sorry i have to bail but i got to go pick up my kids so i wanted to hear i wanted to hear nemo's final words so i'll have to listen to it a little later but nemo thanks so much for joining us thank you guys so much and i will see you guys yeah we'll see you guys all soon okay thanks mike bye guys nemo what are what are your final words and then i'll have i'll share a couple too oh i feel like that was hyped up i'm not sure i i have much to say beyond lds discussions is wonderful his website is definitely worth checking out and and all this that we've been talking about tonight really is new in a sense that the church is finally admitting it and i think it's excellent that now they are admitting it we encourage conversation about these things we encourage conversation about these things that were never talked about before or were talked about in dusty corners let's not let these things live in dusty corners in sunday school classes that is where they need to be rather than kind of whispered conversations in hallways i think if the church is gonna get this out there good let's talk about it let's talk about what it then means for the origins of mormonism that's what i would say and that's what i'm really grateful that kind of we're able to do tonight and that we'll keep doing i'm sure yeah and and what i'll add to you and mike is number one huge thanks to mike two huge thanks to you nemo for the wonderful work you do and for being here people love your participation in this three i love that mike brought it down to what really matters what really matters is people you know lgbt mormons continue to die by suicide um lgbt you know mormon mixed faith marriages continue to face intensive distress and sometimes divorce and the destruction of entire family where children get alienated from their parents um families get torn apart as some lose their faith and then the believing family ostracizes or marginalizes them people are disinherited um people's you know lose their and then there's just when people lose their faith they lose their community they lose their friends uh and then of course there's there's just mormons who without all the information are giving 10 of their income for life a two-year mission service and then making eternal not just lifelong but eternal commitments with massive implications the stakes are so high in mormonism there's good there's good in mormonism but there's also a lot of harm and a ton of sacrifice where whether or not this stuff is true really really matters so this isn't about us picking on the church it's not about us being negative it's not about us trying to tear things down or even destroy faith i would say that this is one of the most honest accurate discussions about the golden plates ever held within mormonism on you know in a public forum period and that's that's not louding us that's showing the an anemic nature of of historical mormon discourse around mormon history in the golden plates and all we're trying to do is just inform people tell us we're wrong tell us what we got wrong tell us where we're thinking about this wrong challenge us we'll bring you on but all we want to do is present the evidence in a thoughtful accurate reasonably contextualized way so that people can make informed decisions because the stakes are so high informed consent matters when you're giving so much to the organization yeah yeah thanks for that summary yeah so other than that we just want everyone to know thank you for your support if you support mormon stories in the open stories foundation we thank you if you don't and if you value nemo coming on if you value mike coming on if you value this lds discussion series please become a monthly donor click go to mormonstories.org click on the donate button become a monthly contributor and we'll be able to pay gerardo paige gen for the show notes and the time codes um pay for this equipment for the internet services for nemo's time for my time um and just for the organization for the accountants for the attorneys for all the things that we need please become a monthly donor your support matters we can 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