Episode 48

If Joseph got it right, who got it wrong?

Original Air Date: 2023-11-10

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This video serves as a culminating overview of the "LDS Discussions" series on the Mormon Stories Podcast, hosted by John Dehlin with Mike (from LDS Discussions) and Nemo the Mormon. The episode presents a "thought experiment" that flips the usual investigative script: rather than asking if Joseph Smith got it wrong, the hosts ask, "If Joseph Smith got it right, who got it wrong?" 1, 2.

The central thesis is that for the foundational claims of the Mormon Church to be true, vast consensus in nearly every major field of modern science and scholarship must be false 3, 4.

The Prerequisites of Belief

Before exploring the implications, the hosts outline what a believer must accept as literal history for Joseph Smith to be a prophet:

  • The First Vision: One must believe Joseph saw God and Jesus as separate beings in 1820, despite historical evidence that he did not claim to see two beings until years later and originally taught Trinitarianism 5, 6.
  • Treasure Digging: One must accept that "treasure digging was a legitimate way to actually see buried objects" via a stone in a hat, as this was the method used to translate the Book of Mormon 7, 8.
  • Literal Ancient Origins: One must believe in literal gold plates, the existence of a language called "Reformed Egyptian" (which scholars deny), and physical interpreter stones 9, 10.
  • Biblical Literalism: The Book of Mormon requires a literal global flood, a literal Tower of Babel, and a literal Adam and Eve living in Missouri 6,000 years ago 11, 12.
  • "Who Got It Wrong?": The Implications of Belief

    If the Mormon Church is true, the hosts argue that the following fields of study and historical understandings must be fundamentally incorrect:

  • 1. Evolutionary Biology and GeneticsIf the Church is true, organic evolution is false 13.
  • Human Origins: Prophets like Russell M. Nelson have stated that species do not evolve into other species, forcing a rejection of the scientific consensus that humans have existed for hundreds of thousands of years 14, 15. Instead, one must believe humanity began 6,000 years ago in Missouri 12.
  • DNA Evidence: One must reject population genetics which show Native Americans originated from Asia over 30,000 years ago. Instead, one must believe they are descendants of Israelites (Lamanites) who arrived ~600 B.C., despite a lack of DNA evidence supporting this 16, 17.
  • 2. Egyptology and Linguistics
  • The Rosetta Stone: For Joseph Smith’s translation of the Book of Abraham to be correct, the Rosetta Stone and all modern understanding of Egyptian must be wrong 18, 19. The papyri Joseph used have been translated by egyptologists as common funerary texts, not the writings of Abraham 20.
  • Linguistics: One must believe the Tower of Babel was a literal event where languages were confounded, contradicting linguistic evidence that languages evolved naturally over millennia 21, 22.
  • 3. Archaeology and Geology
  • The Global Flood: The Book of Mormon’s history relies on the Americas being washed clean by a global flood to allow for new colonizers (Jaredites/Lehi). If the Church is true, geology and carbon dating—which show no evidence of a global flood killing all plant and animal life ~4,500 years ago—must be wrong 23, 24.
  • Metal Plates: One must believe ancient Americans wrote extensive records on gold plates, despite the fact that archaeology shows no evidence of long records being kept on metal plates in the ancient world 25.
  • 4. Biblical ScholarshipModern scholarship shows that the Book of Isaiah had multiple authors and that the "long ending" of Mark was a later addition. However, the Book of Mormon quotes these "later" sections as if they existed on brass plates before 600 B.C. Therefore, if the Church is true, "biblical scholarship is now completely wrong" 26, 27.

    5. Ethics and Social ProgressThe video argues that if the Church is true, current moral progress is actually a regression.

  • Racism: One must accept that dark skin is a literal curse from God, as stated in the Book of Mormon and Book of Abraham 28, 29.
  • Polygamy: One must believe that God commanded Joseph Smith to secretly marry teenagers and other men's wives—behavior that in any other context would be deemed predatory—and that the Bible is incorrect for not explicitly commanding Abraham to practice polygamy 30, 31.
  • Exclusivity: One must accept that all other religions are an "abomination" and their ordinances invalid 32, 33.
  • The Theological Conclusion: The "Trickster God"

    The hosts conclude that if Mormonism is true, God is essentially a "trickster" 34.

  • Deceptive Evidence: This God has created a world where all objective evidence (DNA, archaeology, geology, translation) contradicts the truth claims of His church 34.
  • Inefficiency: This God created a "plan of salvation" that results in less than 0.06% of the world's population joining His true church 35, 36.
  • Incompetence: Mike argues that if the Church is true, God appears "powerless and very incompetent" because He constantly sets His prophets up to be proven wrong by science and history 37.
  • Analogy

    To solidify this concept, Mike offers an analogy regarding the "Trickster God" concept:If you were running a company and all your salespeople were going out and making claims that were constantly proven false, people would look at the salespeople and ask what they are doing. But eventually, they would look at the owner and ask, "What kind of plan do you have when you're sending them out there to say stuff that is just completely untrue?" 38. If the Church is true, God is that owner, sending prophets to teach things that reality consistently disproves.

    Episode Info

    Guests: Mike (LDS Discussions), Nemo the Mormon

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