Witnesses Roundup & Finale
Original Air Date: 2024-06-07
This video serves as the fourth installment in a series on the "LDS Discussions" podcast, hosted by John Dehlin with contributors Mike, Julia, and Nemo the Mormon. The episode focuses on what happened to the "Eight Witnesses" and the "other witnesses" (such as Mary Whitmer and Emma Smith) after their initial testimony regarding the Gold Plates. The discussion aims to objectively analyze the credibility of these witnesses and the historical context surrounding their claims 1, 2.
Here is a detailed summary of the video’s key arguments and findings:
The hosts challenge the common LDS apologetic claim that the witnesses' reliability is proven because they "never denied their testimonies." They argue this is a low bar because the witnesses' lives were fraught with excommunication and apostasy from the main LDS body.
A major portion of the video is dedicated to the fact that many witnesses followed James Strang, a rival successor to Joseph Smith who also claimed to find metal plates and translate them.
The video details how common it was for charismatic leaders to produce witnesses and artifacts during this era.
4. Inconsistencies in the Accounts
The panel discusses discrepancies regarding the physical reality of the plates.
5. The "Milieu" of Buried Plates
The video argues that Joseph Smith’s story was not unique but a product of his 19th-century environment.
6. Physical Plausibility and Fabrication
Finally, the discussion turns to the physical impossibility of Joseph Smith’s narrative regarding the plates.
Analogy
To summarize the central argument regarding the witnesses' credibility, the situation is comparable to a star witness in a criminal trial. If a witness testifies confidently that they saw the defendant commit a crime, but it is later revealed that this same witness also testified that three other different suspects committed the same crime, and that they only saw the crime happen with their "spiritual eyes" rather than physically, the jury would likely disregard their testimony entirely. The hosts argue that the Book of Mormon witnesses suffer from this exact credibility crisis.
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hello and welcome back to another episode of Mormon stories podcast LDS Edition I am your host John delin it's May 22nd 2024 and we are I don't know 54 55 episodes into an amazing series called LDS discussions where we talk about the Mormon Church truth claims as dispassionately and as objectively as possible so that you The Listener and viewer can decide how you think and how you feel about the Mormon Church of Truth claims um today's episode we will be talking about uh it's part four in our series on the witnesses to the book of Morman to the gold plates and we're going to be talking about what happened to the eight witnesses to the gold plates to the Book of Mormon and to the other Witnesses um this is part four in that series the first episode was the three Witnesses the second was the eight Witnesses the third was the other witnesses to the gold plates and this is part four um I say this every LDS discussions episode epis but these episodes are in a series they're best understood and they're best appreciated in succession which means what we recommend is you go back to the beginning watch all 50 whatever and then watch this one you'll get much more out of it um of course you're welcome if you don't want to do that you can access the LDS discussion series as a standalone podcast on Spotify on uh Apple podcasts and there's a YouTube playlist on the Mormon stories podcast YouTube channel Channel um where you can just watch them all in succession as well millions of PE millions of views and listens now have um come about from this series I'm hearing in the past year that this is one of the most important things we've ever done and of course it's based on the amazing work of Mike from LDS discussions. comom website and um and then we've brought uh Julia on now as well she's been producing and writing and uh and managing some of the episodes and of course we're always uh grateful to have Nemo the Mormon from his YouTube channel with us hey y'all how's it going good thanks for joining us Julie are you tired of the witnesses yet not not yet no I'm actually so fascinated I went and bought um Richard Lord Anderson's book about it and I'm like ready to read that now um cool and you've been reading Grant Palmer's an insiders view yeah yeah that one is so good yeah and we'll talk about some of that today too Mike I don't know if you know this but I've asked Julia to produce at least a few episodes just kind of highlighting some of Grant Palmer's main points from his book because I think it's an important book do you agree Mike do you like Grant Palmer yeah I mean I haven't I've listened to his interviews with you years ago and I don't remember you didn't read his book no I haven't so you know yeah I think um you know I think from what I I don't remember a lot of I do know there's a lot of push back to a lot of what he's a lot of the points he's making I know there's a few um where I've heard like other people who are you know critical or whatever say yeah that's a little B of A stretch but I think a lot of the other points that he makes are good and they tie in a lot to what we've done already especially when you talk about how Joseph Smith could have created The Book of Mormon I know Grant Palmer has a lot of stuff where he looked at like what was taken from the the Bible and all that so so there's a lot of yeah work that he did that we're all kind of building off of now which you know is the you know Grant Palmer Dan vogle all those people have done such incredible work and now we're kind of benefiting from that today yeah the the one part of his book and I don't know if you got to that part the golden pot is the is the part that's most uh sort of poo pooed but I think pretty much everything else stands up is that right Julia yeah I skipped over that part because I because I I guess I just didn't see it as super I don't know why but I skipped over that and then I was reading everything else so I'm almost done I just have a few more pages left but yeah it's so far as everything else that I've seen it's really really good research I want like four episodes out of you on this Julia sure yeah all right all right cool all right so anyway welcome back um all of you were really excited Mike uh I think you're taking off the summer anything you want to say um I guess we could talk at the end too but uh I I'm grateful to have you before you have to go into Hiatus again yeah no it's it's actually good to going to heidas sometimes I think um you know one of the things about doing this for so long is I I think there's people who can keep it up for a long time and then there's people who can't I'm definitely I think to a certain extent when you go through all these topics it's like you know you feel to a certain extent like you're beating a dead horse and so um for me I am kind of happy to be able to kind of get away from it for a bit just because I haven't done the last year I've barely watched any Mormon podcast and stuff you know it's it's not because I don't find it interesting I still find it fascinating um but there's also that kind of mental part where you're just like I've kind of you know I think John Larson talked about it once where he just says you get to a point where you've kind of like covered it so much that it just kind of gets to a point where you're just like I just don't want to right now so so yeah I find it fascinating still does that make me Julie and Nemo dead horse beaters is that what you're saying basically no I think you guys are finding different angles of it it's just for me like I think when we started the series we had all these topics planned out and then we got through them all and it's like oh my gosh like we went through so many episodes and it was like we going quick and um I think that was just too quick too much too quick and so for me it was like yeah I'm good I'm good for a while but you know yeah have some other projects I'd like to do so you know we hopefully get to those I often say that my superpower is like not quitting anyway it's fun Julia is brand new to this I mean Nemo's been doing this longer than Julia so right right so I still feel like I have energy to keep going Julia's like a baby anyway all right I just I think it's really good that the audience are getting to see this normally uh this is the sort of half hour chat that we would have before an episode starts and then John be like right let's get going but John came in today like a man possessed he was on fire he was like right let's get in let's get started we got started and then we just it wasn't super late he's just full of vim and vigor today John all right Nemo anything you want to say before we get going uh no I'm feeling good I'm I'm fueled I have my Jammy Dodgers uh I'm I'm feeling good about life I'm feeling cheery and cheeky it's going to be a good episode are they dodgy Dodgers no just Jammy ones raspberry jam all right well Julia take us home yeah so if we go go if you put the slides yeah so this so this first slide here is just a summary of what we're gonna be talking about and you've already talked about this too John but I'll go over it again so we're gonna talk about what became of the eight and the other Witnesses and we've talked about what became of the three Witnesses already and then next we're going to talk about the in consistencies of the witnesses which we've already talked about a lot of this already and then the last thing I wanted to talk about was the history of metal plates because I think that's important that a lot of people don't understand that history all right yeah okay so the first thing is what became of the eight Witnesses and the other Witnesses okay so the church likes to boast that none of the witnesses ever denied their testimonies but concerning the eight Witnesses this isn't much of a boast because five of the witnesses died during or just after Joseph Smith's lifetime two of them were excommunicated and one of them left the church and so if you so I made a list of all the witnesses and what happened to them and it's really not that impressive like that none of them doubt it because it's really only it's really only a few oh my gosh those CS are mindblowing right so let me read it everyone survived the church past 1844 right right so for those yeah for those just listening we should probably read it oh yeah let's do it yeah EMA do you want to read the list sure so Christian Whitmer died in 1835 uh Jacob Whitner was excommunicated in 1838 Peter Whitmer junor died in 1836 John Whitmer was excommunicated in 1838 hon page left the church in 1838 Joseph Smith Senior died a patriarch of the church in 1840 hyram Smith died alongside the prophet in 1844 and Samuel H Smith died one month after his brother the prophet in 1844 yeah so there's really like three that survived past the 1840s that's perilous it's perilous being a book of morm and witness the three the three lived so that's fine so like the odds are not in their favor that's crazy wow okay do you know what the um the the two that died Christian and Peter do we know what they died of I don't remember exactly what they died of but I think Christian died pretty when he was young like I think he was a younger man too Nemo's thinking poison is what Nemo's thinking oh yeah that's that's what they think about Samuel Smith right don't they think he might have been poisoned oh I think so it was kind of an Abrupt death yeah yeah and it was when you know right after Joseph Smith dies and then there's that power struggle and uh Lindsay Hansen Park has done some podcasts on I know she has I've listened to one of them at least a while back and it's pretty compelling but of course it's all somewhat speculative because no one wrote in a journey like you in the journal like hey I tried to poison Smith today uh but yeah he seemed to die under suspicious circumstances for sure well Joseph Smith certainly thought he was being poisoned by Emma specifically so no real evidence around that except for what he he was having that many extramarital relations should we say would make one suspicious of their wife and any sort of Acts Avengers she may or may not deem to take you know why were Jacob and John Whitmer excommunicated do we have any idea yeah we'll talk about that we'll talk about that okay um right I think I think right now we'll kind of go over that let's do it yeah so for John Whitmer he was excommunicated on March 10th of 1838 there had been problems with the Kurland safety Society Bank their leadership struggle was and the entire Whitmer F okay there was leadership struggles and the entire Whitmer family was excommunicated upon his excommunication John Whitmer refused to give the church the documents and records he had worked on as a church historian he followed James string for a time and then later joined the Church of the joined the Church of Christ which we'll talk talk about also see the reference there is hyr is that John HR yeah for sure yeah okay so he didn't want to give up his uh yeah I thought that was interesting because the church tried really hard to get that history I'm I'm pretty sure they have't now because I think the Community of Christ had it and so I think the church just got just got um the access to that I guess I imagine J on John I can imagine that they he didn't want them to destroy the evidence because I don't know we think of any other reason why uh that's a good point I don't I don't know like because maybe he was aware that they had been changing some of the revelations in the past maybe that's what he was afraid of I really don't know I had could just be to hurt the church you know he's upset they they've made this attempt to kind of solidify their position in church leadership and it's not worked out and so he's like right well I'm going to leave and I'm going to take my ball with me sort of thing yeah okay and then to the credibility point he goes follows James string which questions his judgment or his spiritual Compass right right well certainly from a Mormon perspective like from a brigite perspective yeah because the idea is that he was right because he knew to follow Joseph and he was spiritually in tune enough to follow Joseph and all that sort stuff but then if you follow someone else yeah that undermines that and then him staying true to his testimony of the Book of Mormon also into that say say that again yeah oh yeah I was just going to say also from an outsider perspective it it makes you question their credibility if they're you know if if we're claiming that God can give you the right answer on what church to join and you leave Joseph Smith and you go with James string I mean that's an issue not just for the brigite church which of course would say well man the devil let him away but from anyone on the outside you're like these guys had no ability to tell truth from fiction and we've shown that so many times but yeah I think that's one of the issues with a lot of these Witnesses and you know we we talked about a lot of that but like the higher and page with the searstone to me is one of the biggest kind of underspoken stories that these the main two of the three Witnesses believed he was getting Revelations from God through this rock and a hat and you just go they can't tell what's real and what's fake and and and that's the pretty clear sign that you know when you get into this and you get into the details you could show how it was done you can show how Joseph was doing it you can also show how these people are making mistakes all along the way right and then like with the he still believed in the Book of Mormon and John Whitmer did even though he's joined the string church and then the Church of Christ like so the Book of Mormon was so different from what the Joseph Smith was teaching at the time like it condemns polygamy except under very rare circumstances or specific circumstances and then just so many of its teachings were not Joseph Joseph added to the Book of Mormon it doesn't have the Book of Mormon does not have the fullness of the Gospel so it makes sense for these people to hold to the Book of Mormon and but leave the church yeah makes sense okay yeah and the next one is Jacob Whitmer so not much is known about Jacob whitmer's excommunication it could easily have been due to the Kurland safety Society Bank as with the as was was with the rest of the family he joined the Church of Christ which is David whitmer's church with his brother John Whitmer and passed away in 1856 still affirming his testimony of the Book of Mormon which we talked about earlier where his kids just have the same kind of copy and paste testimony from their father so yeah so he also was excommunicated and joined David whitmer's church so okay yeah all right and then hon page uh Mike do you want to do you want to read this one yeah um hon page left the church when the Whitmer were all excommunicated for at least a year hon page followed James string from March 1846 to April 1847 uh Records show that on September 6 1847 William E mclen baptized ham page David Whitmer John Whitmer and Jacob Whitmer into his newly formed Church of Christ or the Whit Marite Church Mullen had hoped that David would lead the Church Paige was ordained a high priest in that church and participated in the ordination of others Paige died on his farm in exelor Springs Missouri still affirming his testimony of the Book of Mormon thank you so so he also joins the strange church and the David Wimer David wher's church later it's just interesting to me how all the all the other Witnesses seem to kind of stick together when when they after they leave the church it's just interesting okay talk me through this so William mclen he he had the really important Journal right yeah I just actually bought a copy of it yesterday yeah he his journal he keps he keeps a really rigorous journal and that's one of the reasons why people can't easily deny that Joseph Smith live polygamy or at least in my mind because he writes down so much so many things so his so his records are really was he was very careful in his recordkeeping and you've got mclelan had hoped that David would lead the church that's not Hyrum that's I'm just making sure I understand oh yeah so we're just I was just added that in there that was probably a little bit confusing but no no no it's okay I'm just making sense of it all yeah we'll talk about more about um Willie M mlen and string we're going to talk about these other characters too okay and I'm just reflecting like to me this shows that the book The the book of morel Witnesses uh just follow whatever can we rely on their inspiration and and why were they leaving God's one true church it it makes what I'm getting from this just trying to be objective is at a minimum the church should not tout these guys as credible Witnesses based on this account and and that if they are going to tout them as a point we've made in previous episodes they owe it to the membership through informed consent to inform the members about what these dudes did afterwards I totally agree I was also thinking as you were talking that these menue continue to believe the Book of Mormon the James string James strings Church absolutely believes the Book of Mormon the whrite church does the flds church does the church Community Christ Church do some degree believes it not quite as historical but there are so many other churches that believe the Book of Mormon The Book of Mormon is not the Keystone to the Church of Jesus Christ latterday Saint dud War Jeffs War Jeffs believ Book of Mormon freaking deor Snuffer believes in the Book of Mormon like exactly that means nothing to the today right so like as a as a missionary you teach if you find out that this book is true that means this specific church is true but that's not true because so many other religions believe that the book is true so that book being true does not equal that that's the point I wanted to to bring up was that the church can't conflate their testimony of the Book of Mormon with therefore the truth claims of the brigite sect of of the restorationist movement is true because there's so many other people that believe it exactly no if they're going to rely on the eight Witnesses then the strangite church is true well for a Time they they didn't stick with him forever but yeah yeah yeah okay rights and yeah all manner of Hees as they would say that's always the no I was just gonna say to Nemo's Point that's always what you run into when you talk to people and there are still a lot of them who say Joseph Smith didn't Implement polygamy Brigham Young did and it was against God and I'm like well then you're in the wrong Church anyways because if brigam young wasn't a prophet then all of a sudden your Authority is gone and if Joseph Smith did it which you then kind of concede as wrong because you're saying Joseph didn't do it then you're screwed either way and I always find it funny because when you bring that up then they kind of hop around you know as we all do when we're trying to protect our beliefs but yeah it just it just shows sometimes when you really start to focus on this and you make people focus on one specific issue it becomes a lot more difficult than when you let like the fair Mormon style response to say the Cs letter where you're you're jumping all over the place all sorts of different um apologetics that can't work with each other and that's what that's what you get and so yeah this shows when The credibility is shot you really then have to question what does that mean because it it means a lot and we're showing that in these episodes but then there's a parallel you know that I could draw from a from a sort of more believing standpoint would be that okay you've got these people that believe the Book of Mor is true for whatever reason they still believe the the things that happened to them the experiences they had and a lot of people when they're leaving the church more broadly people say oh what about your spiritual experiences and the thing I've always kind of the way I've always looked at it is well there are still experiences that you've had you may just have different explanations for them now or they may mean different things to you now and similarly they may the W the the witnesses of the Book of Mormon may have gone right okay well I still believe this book is true but I've now seen that Joseph Smith is a fallen Prophet because prophets rise and Prophets fall right to their mind and God has more than one Prophet they see it through scripture so they go right okay well who's meant to be in charge now that could be very much their world viw and you see that analogist today for people that discover a lot of the problems with the brigite sect and go okay well I still believe in the Book of Mormon I still believe the you know the the foundational parts of Mormonism in that way I'm going to go to Community of Christ instead and you do get people that do that and they find a home there and they find that it gives them what they need so this isn't just like therefore Mormon church everyone should leave it's like well you be seeing then and now ways in which people can take parts of the church's narrative and the church's history and take it with them to other places yep yeah nice okay what's next okay so next we're going to talk about William mlen and in one of the other episodes I can't remember which one it was it might have been part one but I misspoke in another episode I said William mcen um had a had another set of gold plates but that's not true I misspoke I said the wrong name so it was just James string and gladen Bishop who made those claims that they had that they we're talking Mormonism you don't need to like own up to mistakes and apologize that's like one1 we neither seek nor uh request nor offer a yeah exactly so just carry on I was too nice earlier I need to get some snark out we're teasing Elder D jokes who's on the record saying we neither seek nor offer apologies okay y yeah and he shouldn't have done that when he had it such a raspy voice it just anyway all right okay so William mlen joined with others to form the Church of Christ or the Whit Marite Church in 1847 mlen called on David Whitmer to assume the presidency claiming that Joseph had called him to lead mlen even visited ol cow and Emma Smith and others in hopes that they would also join the church the church only lasted briefly before it died off however years later in 1875 and 76 David Whitmer started the Church of Christ back up again this time without William mlen and I'm not exactly sure what it seems like he didn't really want William mclen in the church the second time around and I'm not exactly sure why I haven't done the Deep history on that one the Deep dive on that one but yeah so William mlen pushed David Whitmer to start another church because he felt that Joseph Smith had called him I don't I haven't don't know the evidence on that specifically um the family was very convinced about James string being called by Joseph but I haven't seen any evidence so far that Joseph at all called David wmer to lead the church but but then would could that not have been part of the leadership debacle that was going on around the C that very well could have been because in my head it's just like David or it's just like bur is one of the biggest guys and I guess I don't and then uh is Sydney R was the other guy I mean hron pagee was vying for power when he was trying to get his own revelation right so a lot of this is all men jostling for power jostling to make claims that could then put them in a position to lead and this and that you know making claims about what someone said to them that God told them to say Etc there's a lot of that sort of politics going on yeah yeah so the next one is James Strang and he is probably the most interesting to me if you want to put that slide up oh sorry go ahead uh go ahead y perfect perfect okay uh John do you want to walk us through this slide if you don't mind yeah so James string produced 11 Witnesses for his plates four witness wait wait can we say something are you talk about didn't Joseph Smith isn't there good evidence that Joseph Smith designated string as his successor at some point and are you g to talk about that well we'll talk about it I'm not going to talk about it super in depth but yes his family all of Joseph Smith's family was very convinced that the James string was called and we talked about this a little bit I think with with John C Bennett where he produced letters from Joseph Smith he he said from Joseph Smith claiming that or calling James string as the next prophet and so yeah we'll go we'll kind of go through that there's not this isn't an episode about James string so I don't go into it super in depth but I mean I just think it's interesting that that that we note that not only did a lot of the witnesses follow James string I think they followed James string because there was decent suggestion that Joseph Smith had had potentially designated string as a successor success absolutely and his mother specifically did not have a doubt in her mind that that Joseph had called James string Joseph Smith's mother not James's mother yeah Joseph Smith's mother sorry Lucy macsmith yeah yeah okay yeah all right so James string James string produced 11 Witnesses for his plates everyone gets plates you get plates you get plates um four Witnesses for his VOR plates and seven for the sealed portion of the plates who all signed and never denied their testimonies of seeing the plates all of the remaining eight Witnesses John Whitmer Jacob Whitmer and hron pagee joined James strings' Church additionally of the three Witnesses both David Whitmer and Martin Harris also joined James string William Smith Joseph's brother and Lucy Smith Joseph's mother and his three sisters this is Joseph Smith's Three Sisters right yes s sofronia Katherine and Lucy all followed James string they all followed from 1846 to 1847 after the prophet's death they believe that Joseph Smith truly appointed James string as an exprit Lucy even wrote in a letter quote I am satisfied that Joseph appointed JJ string it is verily so letter to Ruben headlock from Lucy Smith May 11 1846 Oliver calry never did join with James string but his father William did the William cowry Oliver did move 12 miles from strength's home in 1847 but it's unclear what his affiliation was with the church that is mindblowing that not only so many of the whiters but Martin Harris and so many of Joseph Smith's own family exactly follow James string that is mindblowing yeah yeah yeah so Oliver cowry was the only witness alive at that Point who didn't follow a lot of my understand right you're right and then it is interesting though that he would move him remove himself and move only 12 miles from from VOR or from where James was I wonder whether at that point it's just more about that he's gone through a lot with these people these people are a community that he knows and he wants to be near friends that's true that that could very well be true yeah it could be a non-religious sort of social aspect to that I would imagine but yeah yeah just it just I think we really need to nail this point down for a second that of all the witnesses alive only one didn't then go and join James Strang so if you're the brigite church saying yes we were the right ones to follow bringham young and this was correct and but the witnesses that you're touting have all gone another way that's pretty problematic right yeah yeah all right Mike you want to add anything no I just I think one of the things that they talked about or people talked about when I first started looking into all this stuff and and Dan vogo really hammers this home is just how this is all a game of Charisma and part of that Charisma is getting people to believe you the one that was chosen by Joseph Smith because Joseph Smith is the one who is constantly being challenged by others but ultimately had the Charisma to be the person people believe to be a prophet of God and so of course stringing whether it was something that people really heard from Joseph or whether it was communicated in a way that was then believed um carried enough Charisma to pull all of these key people to his side and and as Nemo said that that becomes a problem really quickly when you're trying to also tout these people is having this special spiritual gift from God of discernment and all these other things because it just shows how messy all of it is but more importantly how it is um you know one of the things I fall back on a lot and I'm sure to some people this seems kind of like a cheap shot but it's like can send an angel down to tell you know little uh teenage girls you know oh I guess to be fair the angel would go through Joseph but that that they should marry Joseph Smith but an angel can't go down and tell these Witnesses like guys JJ string is not the dude it just shows how powerless God is in all of this and it's all about Charisma between all of them I will say that some of the wives did say that they see they saw an angel but yeah yeah kind yeah kind of I mean yeah usually the angel didn't come I know well no no no I know we we we covered this in our polygamy episodes but when they when they claimed to see Angels wasn't it more just like a light angel in the background it wasn't like an angel that's like hey yeah we we really did tell tell you know Joseph that you were to marry and have sex with him right wasn't it more just like saw brightness well one she said she saw him and then she covered her face and the angel never spoke CU she and then Joseph was like oh you didn't you didn't hang around to talk like he like kind of chastises her for like not sticking around and you're just like oh my goodness like man right so obvious from our perspective but yeah yeah yeah fascinating yeah okay so the next one is we're gonna talk about gladen Bishop Nemo do you wanna I don't even know that name oh yeah Nemo do you want to read this slide yeah sure before Joseph Smith's death Francis gladen Bishop claimed that Joseph Smith was a fallen prophet and was communicated in 1842 uh just to be clear with the punctuation there Francis gladen Bishop claimed that Joseph Smith was a fallen prophet and then Francis was excommunicated 1842 yeah sorry not Joseph Smith Francis isn't claiming that Joseph Smith was excommunicated in 42 yeah yeah because he said Joseph was a fallen prophet he became exor sorry about that I just wanted to make sure that was clear um afterward he claimed to have sacred items such as the Golden Plates of the bookham woman the uran thin the breastplate the Leona the sword of laan and small silver crown representing the ironic priesthood and a larger Golden Crown that represented the mestic priesthood he also claimed to have possession of the Lost 116 Pages surprise surprise these are those were my words Martin Harris even followed Bishop for a time uh gladen Bishop also had witness witnesses to his plates and other items in his pamphlet and address to the Sons and Daughters of Zion published in 1851 gladen through Revelation called on Martin Harris and his own wife Phoebe to be Witnesses my Witnesses have borne their testimony before my people in this place yay and in my house even that which my people have built and dedicated unto me in curland yeah so there's another guy that says weird yeah yeah so everyone if they were made up anyone could claim to have all those items in their possession right right and what's interesting to me is that some of those items James string said he had and then even Lucy macsmith later said she had the yman Thum so like are there are there several yth are there several like swords of laan like I don't know it's just kind of confusing because like the sword of Laban was later said to be in a cave that bamy was describing and it was UN sheathed and things like that so like everyone's saying that they have these different items so it's it's just curious and interesting yeah that's fascinating and did he have any credibility or reputation with the saints that we know of did would anyone care or was he just some random well Martin Harris cared um I don't know that he was necessarily random uh but Martin Harris joined his church as well okay he was a witness for his plates so like I don't Martin Harris just he should be disqualified it's like if there were a referee it would be like Martin Harris you're disqualified as a wi right and even doing reading H I think it was the book that that you were telling me um hang on Grant Palmer's book I think it was in his book but he said that Martin Harris saying that the witnesses only s um in a vision caused a lot of people to leave the church and so they're like Oh I thought these were real and like so they just up and left because they just realized Joseph Smith wasn't being honest with them and so anyway so more problems from Martin Harris I guess yeah I'm just I'm just having a look I can't quite find it I'm always talking about the restored branch of the church because you know it's a UK branch of the church but started by Matthew Gil in like the late 2000s or early 2000s um and he claims to have been given records by an Angel and his father is one of the witnesses and this pattern repeats over and over again you know we kind of we we laugh a little bit oh you know Martin Harris joined in yeah Martin Harris would follow anyone the same way a dog follows anyone with food right he just anyone that was around he would just follow it seems but you know he chose I I I wanted to point out that Francis gladen chose his wife Phoebe and there is a habit of choosing familial members to be Witnesses for your book or your movement the same way that Matthew Gil and his father is also one of his Witnesses and you know it's still going on today I'm curious to know I I don't know if string was related to any of his 11 Witnesses but that would be interesting to see if that was the case interesting yeah do we do we know who they are um yeah they're listed I just don't have them okay I just don't have them up on here because it would also be interesting to see if any of the bookham witnesses became witnesses to Strang no I don't think so I don't I don't think there are any 11 but it would be interesting to see if the 11 were related to string okay his his own yeah okay so this next one we're going to talk about the what happened to the other Witnesses um so Josiah stole we talked about these in the last episode Josiah Stole was one of the men who hired josas Smith as a treasure Seer or glass looker he joined the church in 1830 but never left New York so he he left the main body of the of the Saints and he passed away in 1844 so even though he um he saw a of the plates I guess it wasn't enough for him to to keep going with the Saints so he eventually can I just say that's fascinating um so I I had I tried to get yall to confirm my memory which that Josiah Stole was the one who hired Joseph and his dad to come help him find a silver mine in the cesana area and that's how Joseph meets um Isaac and emah um but but we all know that no treasure was ever found and I think it's really important to mention that even though Joseph Smith never found any silver with Josiah stole even though jiah stole paid Joseph to find silver and Joseph did the whole like up it's there but it's too far down up the angel took it away that Josiah stole not only continued believing and testified I believe in Joseph's trial that he still believed Joseph had special powers even though Joseph never found anything it's mindboggling that he joined the church in 1830 because what that shows is that Joseph was able to convince people he had special powers even when they could see that he didn't and I think that's kind of I think that's important well certainly when the the product of those Powers the thing that should have come of those Powers never came yeah finding of the treasure yeah yeah but but just enough happened that convince them because like I think one of the stories was that they the chest they were trying to get this treasure chest and they got the corner of it off but the rest of it sank into the Earth and somebody was able to keep the corner of this this chest or the story of the feather like you mentioned earlier Mike like they'll Joseph will bring them to just just far enough and then they'll be convinced and but he will never but they never found any treasure so and it's it's a testament to the power of persuasion or or the Charisma of Joseph Smith like I think the thing that church apologists have to try and do is paint Joseph Smith as or uneducated or just in inconsequential in any way when actually what you realize is he has something about him he must do in order to get people to follow him and keep communities together in this way that there has to be something about him even if he does have a funny whistle when he speaks you know and an accent yeah and an accent and I just want to say I I think we need to really understand Joseph special power was convincing people he had power when he didn't yeah that was his special power MH because everyone wanted to find someone who had access to God and who had special powers and he was good at convincing people he he had access to God and that he had special powers when an honest person would say I don't have special powers and an honest person would say I don't talk to God right that provides an opening for a dishonest person to claim Divine access and special powers to fool people and that's what Charlotte do so anyway I mean it's like what psychic does right so you go to a psychic and they ask you a bunch of questions and you give them all this information and when you walk away you don't think like oh my goodness they missed on all these questions you think holy crap they knew my grandmother died from a heart issue and they were able to connect me to her and they don't feel like they were duped you know what I mean and so Joseph Smith had that same ability of getting people to string them along and even when he failed because obviously there's no such thing as guardian Spirits uh guarding treasure um they still felt like even after they wasted their money on it they were so close they were so close and it it just shows you know when you want to believe something you can get your mind to believe it even after you've been lied to and deceived for you know and yeah Joseph has the social skills Joseph has the social skills and the ability to read people to understand how do I have to talk to this person to get them to feel like it's or either to get someone to feel like it's their fault that something didn't work that he promised or to get someone to feel like they're both in it together and they've both lost out on this treasure and I'm just as shocked as you are type thing right oh 100% yeah there's a skill in that I guess fascinating anyway I didn't mean to derail oh you're no you're totally fine okay so Emma Smith did not join the Saints to Salt Lake instead she supported her son Joseph Smith III who started his own church the rlds church now the Community of Christ church and so she so that's how it ended with her she went off with a the RDS or Community Christ Church so so even though she was a witness in a way that she was able to hold them and feel them she eventually did leave the main body of the Saints and then Mary Whitmer was excommunicated in 1838 with the rest of the Whitmer family she moved to Richmond Missouri where she lived until she passed away Lucy macsmith this is Joseph Smith's mother she she for a time followed James string sorry I kind of left that blink so she did eventually rejoin the I I should say she sort of stayed at the main body of the Saints to the sense of she helped she gave a one of the very few rare times where a woman gives a talk in general conference she spoke and she said I'm gon to stay here because I can't make this journey which is probably very wise of her but so she and then she stayed back and she stayed kind of with with um Emma but I don't think she I don't know if she what her affiliation was with the Community of Christ if there was any um so yeah she I guess you could say that she stayed with the church but she did follow James string and then come back to the church then William Smith Joseph Smith's brother was appointed one of the 12 apostles in 1835 in 1839 he was suspended from fellowship for speaking against Joseph Smith he was later reinstated and published an apology in 1840 in 1845 he was dropped as one of the 12 and as a patriarch of the church he was excommunicated on October 12th of 1845 he later joined James string was excommunicated from there and then joined the rlds church or the community of Christ church so I think that he and briam might have had some beef and that's why bam didn't want to keep him in then Katherine Katherine Salsbury who was Joseph Smith's sister followed James String's church for a time she did not endorse the teachings of Brigham Young and later joined the rlds or Community of Christ Church she passed away in Illinois and then Lucy Harris whom we talked about earlier she had the dream about the plates she's Martin Harris's wife she's separated from her husband sometime after 1830 in 1833 she claimed along with JW Stoddard that Martin Harris was an abusive man and would frequently abuse her whipping her kicking her Lucy even reported that Martin Harris was having an affair with the neighbor so I thought that was an interesting little perspective of Martin Harris as well so yeah again another reason to disqualify Martin har witness right right he was not a not a great husband although well go ahead Nemo I was going to say from from a from from a believing perspective people will say you know these people aren't meant to be perfect you know they can still be valid Witnesses the book Mormon and beat their wife or you know like we we have we have lost genuinely be we we've lost the position where these men have to be moral in order to be prophets of God because the excuses come thick and fast even when their behavior is patently immoral people go well they they don't have to be a good guy they just have to be listening to God which is weird but that is a position held by apologists and people trying to keep their faith intact yeah and if you hold that position then you have to ask why they couldn't have invited like say a local reporter a local politician someone you know someone who could actually go in and say holy crap Joseph wasn't making it up instead of people that were related to him and friends and family but you know small details the other thing I want to just note is you know people like for let's say Oliver and Martin did return to the church Sunday like what does that really mean like William Smith returned to the church but eventually was dropped from the 12 excommunicated and then join Strang was excommunicated and then joined the rlds church like I think this sort of speaks to the point that once your Fame your status your reputation is tied to Mormonism you're a nobody outside of a Mormon context and so if if William would go as far as to join stranger the rlds church it's got to be because no one would care about him otherwise and that speaks to me me to the relevance of Oliver or Martin eventually coming crawling back as witnesses to the church I don't think that means much other than life gets super hard and you'll be celebrated as a celebrity wherever people will celebrate you you know well yeah there's a lot of social capital in being the brother of the man that put the Book of Mormon in everyone's hands right whoever he did it there's a lot of capital in that yeah yeah yeah it makes me wonder about like Martin Harris joining gladen Bishop and being a witness for his plates whereas eventually he did leave gladen Bishop's church and he rejoined the main body of the Saints I wonder if gladden's church just didn't take off as well as as the brigite church or if there was just more to be found in the main body like the more of Fame I guess if if you're going to go that route yeah again it just speaks to how these people just in general are not credible people they're just not right and spiritual Witnesses aren't credible ways of discerning truth right just full stop I I we were doing an episode on uh Heaven's Gate recently you know about this cult in Southern California that ended up you know all dying by Suicide and they all bore their testimonies just like Mormons do the their testimonies of Marshall Apple White and dough and tea and how they know that when hail Bop comes and the space saucer comes that when they die they're going to go up to the space saucer they were crying and saying that their testimonies were were you know were true just like a believing Mormon and I think all of this just condemns Mormon epist epistemology that our feelings can can tell us whether something's true or not all our feelings tell us is that something feels good that's all our feels can tell us right right anyway all right let's keep going okay so all of those who left the church still had great reason to defend their testimony of the book of which we talked about as it was a continued part of their religious experience so again just because they HED The Book of Mormon so many other religions hold to the Book of Mormon it doesn't mean that this church is true yeah yep and then so now we're g to talk about the inconsistencies of witnesses sure just real quick point is that is why you possibly Never Growing Up will have ever realized that the the fundamentalist Church believe the Book of right it's often news to a lot of people later in life that hang on other people believe the Book of Mormon too because we almost try and make the Book of Mormon just ours in the breite SE like no this is just us we're the only ones that believe this so no actually it's the it's the fundamental extra scripture of a lot of these groups yeah yeah many so many other churches yeah not just the fds but yeah I didn't know that either as an active member of the church so that's a good point well because the church doesn't want you thinking that Warren Jeffs is teaching from The Book of Mormon right right they that's not going to help them and one thing they really don't want you to know is that well no and to your point this is something I never thought of as as a believing member either is that because you always hear like when people talk about the fundamental of sex they always make it sound like they just have their own crazy ways but it's like no they actually believe in the Book of Mormon and they take literal the fact that DNC 132 is still canonized which whatever we want to say about the official Proclamation DNC 132 is still there so you could make an argument I mean I think it's fun Mentalist sex are horrible but you can make the argument that they're living the truer church as Joseph Smith would have foreseen it than what Russell Nelson is leading today in a more mainstreamed kind of uh we're just like all the other Christian kind of sexs that Mormonism is doing with with with what they're uh watering down today but yeah I mean not only do they believe the same things that the the brigite sect believes but you can make an argument that they believe the church as Joseph Smith and briam young saw it more than we do today yeah I think you can see that with some of the other doctrines if I'm not mistaken they believe in the blood atonement and the Adam God Doctrine I think that the flds still holds to those and so because of that it makes me it makes it sort of gives a little bit more credibility to our church history in the past of us teaching those things of blood atonement and Adam God yeah yeah okay inconsistencies of the witnesses yeah so we've talked about some of these before but I wanted to make this point so for the eight Witnesses H and Page never claimed outside of the the witness statement that he handled the plates Jacob whitmer's remain Jacob whitmer's remaining testimonies are the same and they do not say that he saw or handled the plates and we have no further testimonies from Peter Whitmer Jr and Christian Whitmer so in taking H Page's testimony of quote what I saw as not specifically saying that he saw the plates then only half of the witnesses made outside claims of seeing and handling the plates so so you have John Whitmer who we have multiple testimonies from him you have Joseph Smith Senor who gives I think only has one other testimony outside of the witness statement and ham Smith and then Samuel Smith who I think only has two and then so the rest of them hon paage Christian Jacob Peter they don't say anything so only half of them have go ahead finish your sentence yeah only H so only half of the witnesses half of the eight say anything else outside of the witness statement and when you add to this that the witness document that we have appeared to have been signed by a single person not them that adds to the question of whether the the eight Witnesses statement was problematic for many reasons right yeah yeah yeah not to mention their craziness as their magic worldview and things like that yeah yeah okay okay so where and when and where did they see the plates so Lucy Max Smith said that the eight Witnesses repaired to a Grove and there they saw the plates John Whitmer said that the four that four of the eight Witnesses viewed the plates in Joseph Smith's house John Whitmer is not sure where the other four Witnesses saw the plates some have tried to say that the other four saw them in a Grove so as to make both stories true which I think is an interesting apologetic thing to say but so there's inconsistencies on where it took place and and in the witness statement we don't have any that doesn't say where where it took place or nor does it say when it took place okay so problems with the with the details right yeah and then this is also really interesting to me so what did they see so Joseph Smith senior's description of the plates as we talked about four is so very different from the rest of the witnesses and I I have little pictures here that I sketched oh nice work nice work work Julia yeah so the the one on on the right um is Joseph Smith's senior's description it's a longer it's thinner it doesn't and he says several Rings which could be I guess it could be three but I put four on here and then the other plates is the one that the other Witnesses describe as 8 in by 6 in by 6 in and then there's a sealed portion which Joseph SMI Senor never describes so they're super different in descri in the way that they're being described and then Josiah Soul says that the plates were of a greenish cast yet no other witness described them this way and then Orson Pratt who was not a witness at all claims that the plates were stained with with a black hard stain which no one else describes so that maybe Joseph was using different plates at different times to try and you know convince people and he was always hiding them with the cloth anyway why is he hiding him to begin with and then and then if people are seeing different colors It cast out on whether he was just making different types of plates at different times to please people right right right so it's just super inconsistent yeah all those things yeah the color the sizing it just sort of feels like Joseph not maybe not using the same prop throughout the throughout the history if he is using a prop it's kind of like the first Vision yeah where he gets yeah I think most of what Joseph goes through is it gets sharper over time rather than duller which is how history and memories work yeah interesting kind okay so this one we've talked about before but I just think it's really important so how thick were the plates um Mike do you want to actually read this one or or Nemo yeah I can read it um Emma Smith that's fine Emma Smith said the plates were appliable like thick paper and would rustle with metallic sound when the edges were moved by the thumb as one sometimes as one does sometimes thumb the edges of a book um David Whitmer said the pages are thick as parchment John Whitmer said that the plates were just so thick the characters could be engraven on both sides Martin Harris said that they were of the thickness of plates of tin and Orson Pratt who was not an actual witness of the plates said that plates were not quite as thick as common tin thank you so I was just thinking like so uh John you have and I think Nemo you have a copy of the plates too that are made from tin from one of the viewers of Mormon stories and it's they are not pliable like paper it's very it's it's very sturdy metal and even as I'm reading this like how so David Whitmer and Emma and and Martin and Orson never handled the plates Emma's the only one who actually out of all the of all this list oh I guess John Whitmer too so Emma got to feel them and John Whitmer is saying that he also got to feel them and then he's saying that they were engraving on both sides I don't know I just feel like that it's very inconsistent with what we know about metal and and engraving on both sides and I find it really interesting that mtin Harris described them as the thickness of plates of tin almost as though that's what they were it it actually strikes me as a really sort weird descriptor um given that the one of the leading theories for a prop set is that they were just plates of tin tin feels a lot differently than gold it's a lot lighter yeah yeah oh lighter so tin's lighter than gold yeah yeah it's less dense yeah so yeah yeah it's at this point where I just think it's silly that we're even talking about it it's like can Hobbits beat elves you know it's so silly at this point I know Mike we've talked about that before I mean that's why I mentioned it at the first episode this reminds me of the book of Abraham to a certain exent the book Abraham is a lot more concrete as far as Joseph just being flat out wrong and what he was saying he was doing but the to to a certain extent once you realize that their stories are changing and yet they kind of like uh I'm trying to think of the word here where they kind of combine them all into one very solid fluid story and you know that now they're willing to kind of brush over some of these uh inconsistencies to create that cohesive story you already know the official statement of the Book of Mormon is not how it happened we can all argue as to whether or not they had an experience but we know that the way that the three Witnesses in the Book of Mormon is portrayed did not happen based on Joseph Smith's own history so once you have those details now the burden shifts to them because now you know they've already fudged details to make it a more cohesive story and so to a certain extent this could be a very short EP this four episodes could have been a short episode saying here's what they said happen here's what we know from their own words happen it's not credible I mean it really does boil down to that yeah but you know us Mike we like to drag things out here at Mormon stories that's how we we do it that's funny but also no I mean if I have one thing I've learned over the past 20 years is that Mormonism doesn't wash off if you've been raised in high demand religion with all this education indoctrination for decades and decades if you taught it if you believed it if you knew it was true it takes people decades sometimes to to to distance themselves or rewire their brains from the conditioning that they obtained as a devout member of a high demand religion or cult that's just a fact so people that's why Mormon stories exists people can't get enough of processing and learning and deprogramming their conditioning well yeah and I think when I did yeah when I did the website it was like okay so you're doing these topics that should be pretty straightforward and simple like if you talk to someone that had nothing to do with Mormonism I'm just giv the book Abraham because I feel like there's parallels here it wouldn't take long for them to go oh my goodness this guy made it up horribly but if you were to do an episode that was 30 minutes and you say this is what Joseph Smith said it said this is what it actually says this is when he said it was written this when the church even admits it was dated to blah blah blah then you have a lot of apologetic podcasts and websites we'll just say like you know Fair Mormon um Book of Mormon Central does this crap all the time and they'll then plow through what you don't say and it sucks because it's like we shouldn't have to go through all these details but if you don't then they'll go isn't that funny that they left this part out well no it's not funny it's just irrelevant and more to the point of plates go watch what book I I implore all of you go watch the presentations from book andoran Central on historicity of of plates in ancient America in the old world and just think about what they're not telling you because it is one of the most dishonest weasy approaches to apologetics you'll ever see because they'll use words like this could mean this or this shows the technology existed somewhere else but nowhere will you find one single example that fits what you need for the Book of Mormon and they've given presentations firesides and so if you're a believing member and you see that you go oh my goodness these critics are totally lying to us no no no no the apologists are picking out these little data points have nothing to do with the issue at hand and they're blowing it up to say well this could be this could fulfill this requirement it doesn't so we have to do four episodes on the witnesses which really should be a half hour episode because you have to cover these points because if you don't then you've got a lot of people that will try to drive these semi trucks through and say well look what they didn't say so we have to do it so I apologize for all of you people that are like why are we beating this dead horse it's because yeah and and it it really is because and that's why when I did the website I was constantly reading apologetics and then putting it back into these topics and saying here are the common apologetics here's why they don't work and and you need to because otherwise and I've gotten this so many times well here's a fair Mormon article you address it it's like well one I did address it and two the reason it's crap is XYZ I can go up against any of that and explain why it's bad whereas apologetics when they do it they just dance around expand the universe and say Here's what they're not telling you and so I'm sorry to go on this little rant but it is important as to address why we have to go into such detail on something that's not credible well to to to wrap that I guess you'd say that expanding the universe is key because what they've done is if you only addressed the hill Cur or if you only addressed the archaological problems with the Book of Mormon as they exist in the the North America model they would go ah but what about all this in South America and you have to go well Joseph Smith and everyone that was contemporary to his time believed it all happened here it was in the it was in the footnotes of the Book of Mormon that it happened here for a very long time yep until the early 1900s so that's why I'm not addressing all these things and that that's the problem with them kind of expanding the universe and doing that sorry John I'm the one that complains about it being too long because I'm a I'm a young man with no attention span thanks to Tik Tok I I don't believe it n no and and I'll make one more point just because of Nemo Nemo's point was good so let's just say this my fist is like the The Book of Mormon Universe where they come to an unpopulated place that was cleared up by the flood and you're like DNA shows that that's not what happened and then you've got these apologists who will write articles basically and I'm paraphrasing because they don't actually say this they'll say you dumb idiots you didn't realize the world is actually here so Book of Mormon was here but this huge world existed it's like no it didn't and when they send the scriptures that they say refer to it when you read them in context they absolutely do not refer to there being these larger populations and so that's where apologists continue to expand the universe because you have to because if you stay within the universe that was written and Joseph Smith described it as all of the prophets of Mormonism described up until DNA proved that that wasn't the case you're screwed so you have to go bigger and then when you go bigger you don't address the actual issue you just give you reasons why if you just believe a certain way it could work it's similar to any other conspiracy whether it's bot I'm not equating the two I'm just saying that's where you go but it it's almost the same as the pattern Joseph Smith established right at the beginning where it's always over the next Hill it's always buried just a little bit deeper it's always just beyond the reach of the treasure diggers right the you know you've okay you just need to have a little bit more faith you just need to do a little bit more this just do a little bit more that and then it'll all make sense it's always just over the horizon yeah yep it there we go oh go ahead we go ahead no no I was gonna say and on that note Let's us move on all right so I found a source that I thought was pretty interesting uh not this one specifically but the next one um so in the question of did they sign the witness statement so according to the desert news article published in November of 1878 David Whitmer confirmed that the three Witnesses signed their own names in an interview with David Orson Pratt and Joseph F Smith stated Nemo do you want to actually read this one yeah we found that the names of the 11 Witnesses were however subscribed in the handwriting of Oliver cry when the question was asked Mr Whit was asked Mr Whitmer if he and the other Witnesses did or did not sign the testimonies themselves Mr W replied each signed his own name then where are the original signatures David wh said I don't know I suppose Oliver copied them but this I know is an exact copy someone suggested that he being the last one left of the 11 Witnesses he sought to certify to this copy lawyer D Whitmer Jacob's son suggested that he had better reflect about it first and be very cautious Joseph F Smith suggested that perhaps there were two copies of the manuscript but Mr Whitmer replied that according to the best of his knowledge there never was but the one copy herein of course he is evidently uninformed H because he has to be because again we have to expand the universe that there might be copy somewhere to avoid all the problems sorry Julia right oh yeah that was I was going to say and then I also think it's interesting that that David whitmer's Son Jacob is a lawyer and he's like getting he's like be careful what you say I thought that was really interesting but also then I found this other source this is seven years after this other one from the desert news so in an interview that took place on June 28th of 1885 so that's again seven years later with James Henry moil David Whitmer gave a different answer as to whether they signed the witness statement the witnesses did not sign the original manuscript though they were present and ordered oliv cadri to sign for them mo himself noted in his diary quote this is him talking the statement that the three Witnesses did not sign did not sign the manuscript but that Oliver cadri signed for them and at the and at their request is doubtless true as to the copy which David Whitmer had the writing itself indicates that so he's saying that it's all in all of count his handwriting this makes total sense Joseph Fielding Smith church historian says his father said that in his interview and and that of Orson Pratt David Whitmer admitted that the three Witnesses signed the original manuscript so so he's saying that there's two different statements that are being made this earlier one from David Whitmer with his interview with Orson Pratt and Joseph F Smith and I just thought that was really interesting because like why would why would David Whitmer say two different things why would he say that at first they did not they did sign and then later he say that they did not sign because the lawy to be very careful that's sketchy that's sketchy right okay and then additionally in the same interview with James Henry Moy and David Whitmer this is J this is Henry Moy talking Mr David Whitmer senior did not handle the plates only seen saw them says Martin Harris and Oliver cryy did so so they say says he did see them and the angel and heard him speak but that it was incredible that it was through the power of God and was possibly in the spirit at least he then spoke to Paul hearing he then spoke of Paul hearing and in Christ but his associates did not because it is only seen in the spirit I was not fully satisfied with the explanation it was more spiritual that than I anticipated so that's James Henry saying that I wasn't satisfied so this is another source of them saying that this is a spiritual um spiritual occurrence rather than a physical one and that's what Grant Palmer brought to us to our attentions this idea of a spiritual witness versus a physical witness but the whole point of having Witnesses and of you know publishing their statements is to give everyone the impression that something physical corporeal temporal happened because anybody can have a vision or a dream of anything including Chad deel and Lorie valow and Julie row right yeah if the plates aren't physical then there's no point in any of these statements yeah any of the the yeah because what I always understood was that the three Witnesses were there for the spiritual witness and the eight Witnesses were there for the physical witness right that's you know because the three saw but the eight held and so if the ones that held didn't actually hold then what what what are they for what what use are they yeah right okay and then so adding these ones that we've talked about earlier today and then and then in the previous episodes so there's three more sources there's Theodore Turley he says that John Whitmer said that the plates were shown by Supernatural power and then Thomas Ford which we discussed earlier in another episode the eight Witnesses looked into an empty box and were persuaded that they saw the plates and then this one with James Henry Moy he says that David Whitmer saw the plates through the power of God and was Poss possibly in the spirit at least much like that much like Paul in the book of Acts and so with these three sources we added to the 10 that we talked about earlier we now have 13 accounts of the witnesses seeing only a vision of the plates and not not in reality yeah um uh Mike are you able to read just read that list for the people for just to recap everything yeah um so Stephen Bernett said uh Vision or imagination all hesitated to sign already written testimonies uh Jesse Townsen said that Martin saw the plates with spiritual eyes uh John a Clark said that Martin saw the plates with the eye of Faith Anthony medcafe said Martin passed into a state of entrancement and saw the angel in plates uh John H Gilbert said that Martin saw the plates with a spiritual eye Ruben P Harmon said Martin saw them only in a spiritual vision uh John Murphy said that David said that the experience was an impression the angel had no appearance or shape uh Anthony ma Anthony mchf also said that David said of course we are in the spirit when we held had that had the view and agreed with Martin that it was being in a vision uh Zenus H Gurley said uh David said that they did not handle the plates and it was only a holy Vision Edward Stevenson said the Witnesses were favored with a vision uh Theodore Turley said John Whitmer said that the plates were shown by a supernatural power Thomas Ford said the eight Witnesses looked into an empty box and were persuaded that they saw the plates James Henry Moy said that David Whitmer saw the plates through the power of God and was possibly in the spirit at least much like Paul in the book of act thank you that's a lot of that's a lot of problematic statements that's a that's a large number yeah it is and so even if it's just even if it's if you take all the witness statements ever made and this is only a fraction like um Richard laners was saying it's only like 5% I still think that this 5% is a really good um I don't know what what the right word is it's a really good way to reframe everything oh if some of them say it was Vision only then it's possible that all of it is Vision only it doesn't it doesn't yeah and this may be an obvious point but like how many of us have ever actually seen a a an angel standing there face to face how many of us have ever had any sort of ancient artifact delivered to us so that we could touch it literally none of us none of us that are saying Mike's claiming it oh Mike did yeah Mike's claiming too Mike tell us I'll start I'll join your church I can't but but uh but my my my uncle my wife my brother-in-law my sister they can all claim claim it I mean like yeah I'm being I'm being F I try not to be factious on these episodes but this is where you go with this stuff and to Julia's point and and I know there's gonna be push back from people watch this and say well you're not focusing on all of the statements that promote faith and that's true but you know I've said this a lot in this four part series that go to a Mormon Ward on a Sunday and give this story and talk about the discrepancies but don't say it's Mormonism say it's say it's for the strangites whatever they will all tell you oh yeah they made it up because God wouldn't let them leave go to the wrong Church they wouldn't give misleading statements and that's the point the point is that when you're born into it when you join not knowing this stuff you then make excuses for why there's these differences and why they have these discrepancies and really basic details but from an out from the outside perspective looking in it is really obvious that there are a lot of issues with this story and this doesn't even get into the the historicity of the Book of Mormon and the plates to begin with so I think to Julia's point the 5% are what give you the ability to get a deeper look because it's almost like if everybody gave the exact same story throughout their lifetime either it happened and it's rehearsed or it happened and they're not making it up but if they're starting to tell different stories there's a reason for that they're not just misremembering these really important details and also the fact to me the fact that so many people in the 19th century were laser focused on trying to figure out what really happened you know all the way into the late 1800s you've got even like highlevel Mormon church leaders trying to hunt down Harris or calry to say now or Whitmer like what happened again like can you you know the fact that so many people including faithful Mormons spent so much time trying to figure out what really happened and nail that down sort of validates not only that I'm that I and all of us are wondering now but that people back then were clearly not convinced or sure about what happened am I wrong no I think that's totally right yeah why were so many people talking about this and asking about it and interviewing them in the 1870s and 1880s it's because there was always question about the Corporal physical tangible legitimacy of their claims yeah and why was there an uprising in Kirtland that was specifically focused on the fact that these all these people in the church were just finding out for the first time that the three Witnesses never actually held the plates because it was a vision like that's not critics just making this up and throwing it back in the discussion this is a Hot Topic issue at the time this is a contemp this isn't even like 50 years later this is at the time and all these people are finding this out for the first time they're not making that up I mean the fact that we have multiple um documents and and accounts of this and then Martin Harris even has to go back and try to kind of write the ship after he causes the stir these are real things that you have to deal with and so again back to Julia's point of you know uh Richard Lloyd Anderson right saying well 95% of them are are are consistent well that's fine but the fact that these are inconsistent and everyone in the church is like wait what that is something you can't just brush aside and say well they got it right 95% of time so that 5% isn't an issue no it's a huge is issue because it tells you that the accounts in the Book of Mormon are not as they actually happened when the stakes are this High and the amount of yeah the amount of people's lives and people's belief systems that rests upon these Witnesses and what these people are saying like that's why these things matter I know we've talked about why the witnesses don't really matter but they matter because of the stock that people place in them and when it's at that level and if that's God's mechanism for ensuring that people have a Reon to see the book woman as credible then that 5% is unacceptable I would right that's that's a a fly in the ointment that shouldn't be there or you know I think I may have used this example in an earlier epode but imagine you suspect your spouse of cheating on you and 95% of the time you can't find any evidence or cheating on you but then 5% you can you wouldn't go I'm so silly 5% that's nothing you'd be like holy crap this dude is cheating on me or this unless we subscribe to this version of the Mormon God that likes to trick people and likes to create problems for people's Faith right because that that is the retreat of apologists to go well you know this is a test of your faith and you have to ask just how many reasons to doubt would God give you compelling reasons to doubt would he give you before you go well maybe am I meant to is is he really trying to get me to believe this because you know he's undermined the witnesses he sent me he's made the details of the vision that the prophet received unclear because he's given multiple accounts of it he's made physi he's made it against the laws of physics for the plates to exist and operate as Jose Smith said they were all these sorts of things right and you're like how many of those are meant to be Trials of my faith before I kind of just throw my hands up in the air and go you're a difficult person to do with yeah all right we're not letting Julia get through these slides but that's oh you're fine everybody everybody should screenshot this slide and uh and then go grab Palmer's Book on an Insider so good yeah and I'm not going to say that this is all of them but this is just the ones that I was able to gather so there might be more absolutely I don't know yep okay okay so the next thing I want to talk about is the fact that the that buried metal plates was common was a common part of Joseph's milu it was just super welln and I I don't know if it's appropriate to say this but I'm responding specifically to to one apologist um who claimed that because call them out call them out you have to anyway um so the the the apologist said that because no everyone was of the mindset that no no records were bared on metal plates that any any records Beed on metal plates is this is a is a credibility is a win yeah is a win it's lends credibility to Joseph Smith's story and that mostly this all mostly stems from um the golden Bible by Mt lamb and John if you throw that back up there okay so so so um there's a quot published when um 1887 okay I think I kind of think it came earlier but um I have the one I have is 1887 okay okay um that's probably not correct because I think that I think the uh I could look it up while you're reading it okay perfect because I think the Tanners talked about that being an earlier Source yeah but Nemo do you want to read that big block of text from the book some apologists have tried to use Mt Lamb's ignorant statement concerning Golden Plates as a way to fer the testimony of the three and eight Witnesses in his book The Golden Bible Mt lamb stated but after a very careful study of the book of Morman a conscientious and painstaking examination of all the evidences he has been able to gather both for and against it the author of these Pages has been forced to reject every one of the above claims he is compelled to believe that no such people as are described in the book of ever lived upon this continent that no such records were ever engraved upon Golden Plates or any other place in the early ages that no such men as Mormon or Moroni or any other of the prophets or Kings or wise men mentioned in the book ever existed uh in this country that Jesus Christ never appeared upon this continent in person or had a people here before its Discovery by Columbus in short that no such civilization Christian or otherwise is as as is described in the Book of Mormon ever had an existence upon either North or South am America thank you so so Mt lamb has a has a rather ignorant view regardless of when this was published so it was 87 it was 87 okay because I know that that in the newspapers the golden Bible was a very big thing it was is being spread around and so Joseph was responding to the golden Bible problems in his lifetime but this was published um after his lifetime but this in this book he's saying that because there are no metal plates and there's no there's no um evidence of ancient civilizations here in in United States uh or otherwise or around there then the Book of Mormon is not true and this is just a very ignorant view because we'll see we'll go through that that was everyone thought that records were kept on Ancient or ancient records were kept on plates by these people that were living here and we know from evidence now that you have the a lot of Native American tribes were all over the United States so it's so it's just a very ignorant perspective e even if like it you could look at it and you could have someone coming out as contemporary Joseph s saying no people's ever wrote in a language that consists of pictograms right you can have someone come out and say that even if Egyptian hieroglyphics were fairly well known at the time but that ignorant statement doesn't make the discovery of hieroglyphics proof that the book of Abraham is correctly translated or a true ancient record of Abraham right right because you have to then look at the details of what has been found so for example you look at the P the py tablets and you look to the details of gold plates that have actually been found and you look see people didn't think they were around and now we found them yes but what does our discovery of them now tell us about the way they operate that phys that physically it wouldn't be possible for you to write a book at the length of the Book of Mormon on plates like that right yeah sorry I don't want to steal any Thunder that but no and that's why I like I said if you if anyone watching or listening to this go look up Book of Mormon Central uh episodes on the the uh historicity of metal plates and just kind of look at the examples they give and then do your research hop on Google search to see what the the text actually is and what you'll see is the text is not long records and they they give this one example of these um I think it's like a a set of laws or rules and it's like outside of an ancient Courthouse kind of setup I think there's four of them and when you look at the picture like holy crap these are a lot of writing on metal plates I want to say it's 1500 words over four massive things so again you're talking 270,000 words and that's why they kind of jump around from one example to the next and they try to I don't want to say they're distracting on purpose but they don't settle in on the fact that none of these not one example is going to be remotely comparable to what the book ofor plates need to be and on top of that as Julia will continue after I stop my rant the idea of plates was well known at the time and so all of these things are fitting together to where Joseph Smith would absolutely use a story just as he did with the fascination over Egyption um artifacts and whatnot plays into how he deals with the book of Abraham this is something in the millu which is why Joseph Smith incorporates it let's you've got slides on that Julia yeah I have yeah so we're going to go through some of some of the the what was in Joseph Missi um millu about the plates let's do it yeah okay so this is from an insiders view of Mormon Origins by Grant Palmer which was which is what we've been talking about this is a great book everyone should go purchase it but he says Believers and Skeptics alike report that they physically hefted the box and handled something through a cloth the weight size diens and Rings running through theal were described by Martin and Lucy Harris William Smith Emma Smith ISAC and others according to Dan Bogel the literary phrases of Joseph Mye in 1823 described how the ancient mound builders and Jews were thought to have preserved their writings they were said to have fashioned books of brass connected together by the Rings at the back in stone boxes these ideas may have been Joseph Smith's inspiration for making a plate-like object to persuade belief and so that's what we're going to go through in these next few slides is what what could have inspired Joseph Smith's making the this this object if that is the route that you want to go because we've shown that the plates or in my opinion the plates are not actually a real physical thing okay okay so this is from and Dan vgo wrote a book called Indian origins of the Book of Mormon Mike are you able to read this block of text Julie doesn't like me Smith was certainly not sorry uh it says Joseph Smith was certainly not the first to claim the discovery of a stone box metal plates or an Indian book according to various accounts some of the North American Mounds also contain metal plates plates constructed by the Indians were usually made of hammered copper or silver and were sometimes etched given the currency of such stories Joseph Smith's own claim that he found a stone box metal plates and an Indian record in the hill near his father's Farm certainly would have seemed credible to his money digging friends as well as to others of his contemporaries thank you so yeah so so this is this is on everybody's minds I think this is one of the reasons why kind of like what you talked about John with um Josiah stole where he really thought that there was Buried buried either records or metal plates or or gold or whatever silver and so that's that's why it was so easy for him to believe and so many others to believe that Joseph Smith story was true is because they all had heard about it it'd be interesting to see maybe you've got this like citations of the discussion about metal plates from oh contemp do do you want to read this one John oh I get to read yeah I'm just kidding okay I'm teasy uh so rich history of buried plates Julie's a mind reader um all right number bullet number one in 1775 Indian Trader James Adair described two brass plates and five copper plates found with the TU kabacha Indians of North America that's number one number two the Reverend Thaddius Mason Harris stated in 1805 that quote plates of copper have been found in some of the Mounds but they appear to be parts of armor close quote uh quote number three a orus Turner reported that in 1809 a New York farmer plowed up an ancient record or tablet he said it was made of copper and quote had engraved upon one side of it um bullet number four the Philadelphia portfolio reported in 1816 that quote thin plates of copper rolled up were discovered in one Mound and I'm I'm assuming they're talking about the Indian mounds um of yeah uh mound builder kind of stuff all right uh bullet number five in 1823 John Haywood described quote human bones of large size uh think Zelf and quote two or three plates of brass with characters inscribed resembling letters close quote found in one West Virginia Mount and then boom maybe this is the biggest one of all in 1823 Ethan Smith of poultry Vermont and is that the same Ethan Smith of view of the Hebrews yeah py yeah py all right so this is the book that many people say either inspired the Book of Mormon or was inspired by the same thing that inspired the Book of Mormon or sets of things that inspired the Book of Mormon Ethan Smith also was a student at Dartmouth who um who Joseph's brother Hiram was also a student at Dartmouth and John Smith some uncle or whatever of Joseph Smith was a teacher at Dartmouth right these are all you have you have a great episode on the darmouth stuff so we should put that in the show Notes too Bell yeah yeah yeah anyway 1823 Ethan Smith of poultry Vermont oh I should mention he was Oliver cry's Pastor right yeah Ethan Smith of py Vermont held that the Indians once had quote a book which they had for a long time preserved but having lost the knowledge of reading it they concluded it would be of no further use to them and they buried it with an Indian chief now that one's not mentioning metal plates why did you include that one Julia besides the fact Dan vogle included it and if Dan vogle does it oh well yeah if Dan vogle yeah I just included I just was taking this directly from Dan vogle but I mean but but I'm I'm sure there's a can we guess why he included that well yeah because it's like basically Joseph Smith's story of The Book of Mormon that these hidden plates that were buried with with an Indian chief but it's not plates this one right it's a bu it say a book it's a book it's a book yeah yeah so bearing records right yeah yeah but also looking at that list oh what were you gonna say because because you might be no no go ahead go ahead I I was going to add one more to your list but you could go first or or do you want me to add it first yeah sure just just go ahead and add it okay so this one I've heard this actually on Mormon stories this is John Hammer this is from a few years ago and this is one I I need to reach out to him and get the actual citation but he's talking about how the mound builder myth is so vital to the Book of Mormon and also how it's vital to this idea of records and so he talks about how in an 1823 discourse to the New York literary and philosophical Society of New York former New York Governor dick Clinton pointed out that the story of the mound builders would be forever lost unless a record engraved on Stone or metal could be found in the mountains that's pretty close wow yeah okay it's a former yeah former Governor is it really is like I've talked to people before and I mentioned the mountain Builder myth and they go well did Joseph Smith know about it and you go yeah everyone did it was a very big thing and they go well do he have books I'm like well I don't know if you have books on it but we we we did an episode on this where all of these really important people of the founding of America were talking about this idea and so to what we've been saying here this is in the millu of Joseph Smith and then these these remarks about how the mountain builders would keep records either on stolen or metal that would be buried with them is remarkably close to what Joseph Smith is going to then claim is is the foundation of the Book of Mormon can I throw an analogy at you and people in the comments can crucify me for butchering it but like for years right films like Jurassic Park and whatever you look at dinosaurs and you think of them as the sort of scaly smooth things like that and for years the prevailing theory about dinosaurs because you know soft tissues don't fossilize very well was that they were kind of these scaly smooth reptile looking creatures right and then it's come out that some people posate that actually dinosaurs would have feathers um very possibly like birds right um and so then things shift and change so the reason I bring this up is because you've got this unexplained these unexplained things that the Native Americans have built these Mounds Etc and you're coming at it with a a eurocentric point of view that you know these must have been white people to create such a great technology and civilization and such a you know sort of ordered society and whatever so people have come up with their Theory and it's not till later that we have better ways of working out who these people were and what their society and culture was that we then come up with a different idea so the bring that up to say you know it was a p pervasive idea because it was people's attempt to explain something that they didn't understand um so these people weren't crazy for believing the mountain build a myth it's not something crazy it's just was in the same way that people thought dinosaurs were smooth for a long time right yeah yeah and if you throw the slide back up John I want to point something out that a point that Mike had made earlier um so these plates a lot of these examples are a small they're they're either one see the first one is two brass plates plates and then five plates five copper plates and then one of them is just a one a single roll I think and so these are two or three plates of brass so again these are very small examples and I don't think we I don't think and I think Mike you can correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think any record has been found like the one of the Book of Mormon with 270,000 words or the equivalent thereof that's as big as they say it is I don't think any record has been found ever about that right so like it's just thing it's inter AB yeah AB not yeah right yeah so even even the examples in his millu were not nearly as big as he later said the Book of Mormon was so and we understand where they came from because I was having a chat with I forget I was having a chat with about the fact that there are deposits of copper that you can find in the states that are like not like Metals where you find them amongst stone and you have to you know like you have to heat this up massively to get to withdraw the or um they're just lumps of copper that you could then work and smash hit with stones and flatten out and and so that's why the Native Americans had you know copper artifacts they they did trade copper and because they would find these naturally occurring like lumps essentially of just copper it's quite wild if you if you Google it but you know so there there's the grain of Truth there that people have found in these burial mounds some Native American artifacts copper artifacts are metal work but they didn't have true metalurgy and they weren't making these massive blocks of right so it's that grain of truth that gets then expounded upon and and inflated right yep and I've lost John entirely no you haven't so this next slide I have um it shows examples from the the Apocrypha actually which Joseph Smith so so the Smith family bible contained the Apocrypha and the first book of makabe we find this verse it's from 822 chapter 8 verse 22 and this is a copy of the epistle which the Senate wrote back again in tables of brass and sent to Jerusalem that there might have been them there might have been them a memorial of peace and and Confederacy and then another reference was made of brass plates in in chapter 14 veres 18 through 19 and so I just again just to point out that this was so much in Joseph's millu it's just it's also in the Bible in the scriptures that he had access to so not only is everyone talking about it and it's in everyone's minds and they're all looking for this kind of stuff it's also in his scriptures that we know that Joseph Smith us the Bible in his construction of the Book of Mormon so it's just another example to me of where he would get this idea I mean there's where brass plates probably come from right Nemo what are you showing us Nemo I'm just holding up my copy of the Apocrypha with the appropriate verse there you go right there nice yeah the Apocrypha also has the name Nephi in it I do believe remember yeah it's in the Apocrypha as well and the book of toit has a talking donkey so I mean this is just full of great stuff this is this is what you want guys this is where the cool Bible stuff's at the apoc all right and so here's another example um this is from 1811 in his book the star in the east published in 1811 Reverend Claudius Buchanan says that the Jews of coochin in Indi Indian the um who Buchanan believed were remnants of the lost 10 tribes kept a history of their Journey on those parts on those parts on plates of brass so here's another just another evidence that Joseph Smith was aware that um they had this idea that they were keeping their records on plates of metal yeah it's all over the place just like just like M Builder myth right this idea of plates buried plates it's all over the place right that's so fascinating yeah yeah and there's just a few more examples that we have um so John do you want to read this slide gives you hard time I'm getting extra is it Nemo's turn um I'll do it Thomas Hartwell horn in 1814 in his book quote an introduction of the study of bibliography close quote published in 1814 Thomas Hartwell horn spoke of ancient plates quote history indeed records tablets of lead and copper the ancient books quote were covered with wax and the writing was executed in the Styles or pens made of gold ooh gold silver brass ooh brass iron copper IR iy or bone which at one end were pointed for the purpose of inscribing the letters and smooth at the other extremity for the purpose of erasing these tablets when collected and fastened together composed a book b that's mental what smoking are you talking about the pen yeah that's kind of that's kind of Wilds me if that's the pen the idea that you would use a very soft metal like gold in order to engrave anything thing is bizarre or certainly engrave on another metal that's it's pretty wild or to erase on metal that's interesting to me yeah like you just yeah it's really weird that's I mean the books were covered with wax so they say they etched into the wax is that the idea I actually not sure what he means but one thing that I thought was interesting is that I've heard when the I've heard that the there was a man who recreated this the gold plates for the church and then he used the he used beeswax to see the sealed portion and I haven't to where I was looking and maybe I missed it I haven't seen any of the any of the witnesses describe any kind of wax um some say it's hard like wood but I haven't seen any wax so I thought that was really interesting so that's one of the reasons why I thought that this quote specifically was interesting yeah not to not to you know sound all sophisticated but I went to the ashmolean museum the other day uh which is in Oxford very old Museum from the 1600s I think it's been going anyway they have a lovely exhibit there on kuna form which is one of the earlier systems of writing and it's done on little clay tablets and you take the pointy end of a read and you press it in and you make all these little shapes and then they'll e you know if the clay hardens too bad but you can reuse it and all that sort stuff but then when they wanted to make it last they do it in stone right so this method of writing is very ancient and this idea of taking a surface and Engraving that is the earliest form of writing we have uh but to say it was done on plates of metal like this particularly metal as precious as gold in the volume needed again just doesn't seem to work right but Joseph Smith would have been aware of it and again that's where all these people are getting these ideas from for anyone who wants to say oh well where would they have thought this up engraving things on surfaces is literally the oldest way we have of writing stuff yeah yeah so silly yeah so this one this is a kind of a random source that I just I'm throwing in here because I think it's interesting and maybe people have more thoughts in the comments but um n do you want to read this one sure in a letter written by Jesse Smith Joseph Smith's Uncle to ham Smith on June 17th 1829 he wrote that Joseph Smith's plates were made of lead I write this at the request of my father not for your sake you have not written to me um the story is that the gold book proved to be uh never wrote is then crossed out uh proved to be led that the authority have taken it and Joe is under bonds to appear before his betters so let it be so I added this one because I I found it because of Dan Bogle gosh yeah I thought it was super interesting so Jesse I don't think was very fond of Joseph Smith's church at all um from everything that I could see from him was very antagonistic um but I thought it was really interesting you know first of all the never wrote was crossed out and then he is describing it as being led thought that was also really interesting I don't know what to make of it I just put it in here because it's interesting the the the gold book proved to be led and that's Joseph Smith's Uncle writing to Jesse uh Jesse is his uncle and he's writing to to hyam okay writing to H yeah so I just thought that was interesting for 1830 right yeah so before any of the witnesses I guess pretty early how about why why does the church mention that witness although to their credit I did find it on Jose Smith papers so nice it's there nice thank you inter okay let's keep going okay so then this is I think I just pulled this straight off of your website Mike uh from aldas discussions um I don't know if you have maybe I'll just read some of it so this is from an IGN article the story is told of Joseph Smith obtaining the plat so this is a quote from that from that as he was jumping over a log a man sprang up behind and gave him a heavy blow with a gun Joseph turned around and knocked him to the ground and then ran at top ran at the top of his speed about half a mile further he was attacked again in precisely the same way he soon brought this one down also and ran on again so he's literally running with these heavy plates but before he got home he was accosted the third time with a severe stroke with a gun Joseph struck this third and final attacker with such force that he dislocated his own thumb he continued running being closely pursued until he came near the father's H near his father's house at which time his ass salance for fear of being detected broke off the chase so Dan vula has written extensively on the gold plates and believes that Joseph Smith was finishing the plates on this day and likely dislocated his thumb trying to finish the d-shaped rings that bound the sheets that would be the final part of producing a set of metal plates of Metal Sheets that are bound with rings and would it certainly be very difficult on the thumb as you're attempting to bend the Rings into shape in this scenario Joseph Smith needs a CO a cover story for the dis for his dislocated thumb that occurred while he was finishing his prop set of plates so he rushes home with the story of being attacked three times by treasure Seekers to account for both the injury of his thumb and the plates finally making their way back I like Maven has it Maven shared a quote she wrote I'm not a fighter but dislocating a thumb by striking someone seems difficult I guess if you're like wrapping it like this I guess it could be yeah if you don't know what you're doing right if you don't know how to fight one sure way to dislocate your thumb he could have been holding the plates and somehow lost his balance while holding the plates and but I mean that's one of the most ridiculous stories in all the Mormonism honestly it Rivals Ammon chopping off you know 100 people's arms and carrying the arms to the king Mike why are you nodding no it's just it we covered this in the gold plates episode I just remember at the time when you're reading it when you're hearing it red back it's like oh my goodness this is so ridiculous and it even has the magical power of three can't be attacked by one or two has to be the power of three and so it's just funny how even even that detail fits into that magical worldview and and just the idea that the attackers are so dumb they're going to be like all right you go a half mile that way you go a half mile the other way one of us will get him instead of just three people jumping out at once and just being like dude you're you're just the whole thing and they got guns and J just like it's like old school Batman like with Adam West where he just like pow pow and then the guy flies and jph keep running this hearing this story is so ingrained in my brain um that I I can visualize still the early episode of Mormon story where John's talking to Dan vogle about this and Dan is like sitting back in his armchair like this like just in this armchair like the lights going because you've been talking for like hours and Dan vogel's just telling this story and I'm like I still remember it because it's the first time when I ever heard this story and thought hang on was Jo did Joseph Smith just make this up like did you know that was my first moment of being like did he just make up the plates story because this seems pretty wild at this point May been saying that they're like the three St stoes of villains these three men attack and and we talk about this in previous episodes but like just these fake plates that I have behind me that were made from a metal lighter than gold right yeah made at the dimensions that the plates are described to have been I can barely hold them with two hands yeah holding them with one is too much for me so if I can bear if I I'm John's a strong guy most people don't know I'm 66 I'm 240 pounds if I can barely hold these plates with two hands and they're lighter than um lighter than gold he's running presumably with them in a sack and holding them with one hand while he's fighting three people off while he's running and jumping over logs and it's in the middle of the night According to some of his some of the his family so no like how's he seeing where he's going right no no offense John but I want to start the petition to see Alan Mount reenact this with the plates because if anyone could do it have you seen Brett mef's biceps there we go Brett mef's biceps are like my legs my thighs so I I say we get one of these Hench individuals to give it a go and I will have to volunteer to attack them with sticks while they do [Laughter] so Nemo is that what you're saying are you saying I'm puny is that what you're saying I'm not saying you're puny John you Tower over me but um I'm I'm just saying Alan is a Mount of a man I lifted weights this morning there we go look at that who bought tickets to the gun show has everyone got their tickets sorry Mike go ahead we're no I was just gonna say you know part of my my previous job was I worked with a lot of uh media so DVDs you know books and I would work with pallets and so you get these pallets of books it's like a box this size full of books would probably weigh like 25 pounds and we used to get usually boxes that were a little longer and they'd be like 40 35 because you always wanted to be under 50 for shipping reasons the point is I would carry those and I'd move them day after day after day and you get to the point where you're conditionable enough to where you could go six eight hours moving pretty quickly without you know getting overly tired because you're doing it every day I could not run miles with that while people are chasing me it's just not how we work and so know I guess from a church perspective you'd say well God was with them and he powered them through whatever but it's just from an outside perspective you're like this story is so cartoonishly bad that I can't believe I ever bought it and it's because when you're a Believer you don't think about those details I just wasn't told the story this I don't know if I was either actually but I heard the story I remember people saying that Joseph Smith was attacked when he was trying to get the plates back but I don't know if I was told the details because the details are just so that enzy article when you read it it's just like wait what like we're really going with this and but yeah it's it's it's crazy all right so this next part is actually a clip I don't know if we were able to to play that so it's go ahead I'll get it set up go ahead okay perfect okay so on Mormon stories episode 1388 Trent told and we've talked about him before Trent told recreated a set of plates that match the description of the plates using material that Joseph Smith would have had access to it took Trent 2 hours to create his own set of plates and I'll say that that he's an experienced man so he he uh his two hours would be different than say my two hours who I have no experience in cutting metal or anything like that but Joseph wasn't short on time either so he could have you know very true a number of days and he and especially when he started telling stories from The Book of Mormon as early as 1823 that would have given him five and a half to six years of coming up with everything yeah once you allow for the fact that Joseph may have premeditated a lot of this and actually plannned it in it doesn't seem as Fantastical as the church would have you believe because one of the things the church likes to do is to condense the time frames to make it seem more improbable right like 65 working days or something like that so many days etc etc whereas actually if you you know kind of you pull it back to well he's been creating these peoples and stories and systems of money or whatever in his head for years then it becomes a lot more believable um yeah should I play the clip yeah yeah go yeah I was just I was just filibustering for you John is the is the in andout take already coded into the slide or do I have to jump no I think it it should be there I just put it there just in case okay all right let's do it I know we were struggling with it yesterday what did you learn and what conclusions can you draw from it well um basically what I believe is it can um it is possible it's entirely plausible that uh it could be done he could have created the plates he could have it it's very easy it's it's not hard it's well within the skill how many days how many days do you think it took you how many work hours did it take you to complete the plates to work hours on this it only took me about two hours two hours yes and you're doing this with tools that were comparable to what he would have had not Hightech not high-tech if I no electricity no if I would have put it on my plasma table or something I could have created the whole thing in about 45 minutes boom yeah F he's got a plasma table and he shows the the tools that he was using he holds up copper which would have been cheap he holds up the tin that he used he holds up his little scissors I don't know what they're called but they're yeah to to create these plates and John John's holding holding up for those just listening now now try running yeah sorry uh sorry everyone I just see John run I thought I would go ahead and show you the help me I'm trying to show you the plates but I can't because they're so freaking heavy who says we don't do comedy oh my God heavy anyway show you the pl yeah and Trent says that people guess they're like 50 pounds and he says I think these ones are 37 that he that you were just holding up so yeah because they're unwieldy right they feel heavier because they're unwieldy sharp they're super heavy yeah right yeah yeah Mike we lost Mike Mike just he's like we lost all credibility yep Mike's muted turned into carry on Mike you're muted Mike you're muted I just it's one of those things where like I said it's just so like it makes a lot more sense from The Outsiders view than it does from The Insider's View and and you can't you know as we've talked about in these episodes you can't see that until you're willing to see it but I mean it it it really is like one of those areas where and I've only told a few people these things because I don't really talk about the stuff people who haven't been through the church and when you tell them their eyes are just like people believe that it's like the South Park episode it's like you know all this and you still believe it it really is to a certain extent true because the story is just so gold plates are so outlandishly ridiculous when you think about what Joseph Smith claims versus what we know historically versus what we know about the historicity of metal with long records it just none of it works that's why the witnesses to a certain extent to me don't matter because all of this other stuff kind of tells you before you even get to the witnesses that that the plates aren't really what they claim to be but I think that if you if you just hold up the witnesses and that's the only truth claim you ever ever deconstruct I think that's enough to to say that the church itself is not true or at least the way that we have it because if if there's no plates then what is Jose what is the Book of Mormon it's just coming from his mind like yeah some ways some ways I agree with you that the plates are not important but at the same time without them being real then then Joseph has nothing no you're right I think there was a interview with Richard Bushman and they asked him something like what's the point of even having physical plates if he he didn't use them and he basically says that basically I don't want to speak for him and I might be paraphrasing a bit but I think he effectively says that the reason for the plates is to have that physical witness of the Book of Mormon because otherwise to your point it is just something that he's dictating with his head in a hat with a common everyday Rock inside the hat that we're claiming as beaming words to him um yeah I mean but I guess that's a problem I was gonna say but I guess people still believe the Book of Moses which had nothing there's no there's no tangible things or the people that know the history of the church they know that the book of Abraham is not a literal translation but they still believe it so I think it's really important that to to deconstruct this but at the same time people still believe without tangible sence there's a person whose name many of you would know who's a prominent uh let's say Mormon critic in the 80s and early 90s who was excommunicated and then re-baptized I won't say who who believes who still believes in the church but believes that while there weren't like Joseph didn't actually get gold plates um he and that while they really were ancient prophets that wrote what became the Book of Mormon that Joseph Smith needed to create artifacts that would allow people to believe so he created fake plates to help convince people uh about the records that he translated through the gift and power of God in Revelation but he needed to forge plates to convince people otherwise and this is a very intelligent sort of scholar semis scholar who's still hanging on to belief and that's how this person has uh made sense of all this I I could have told you they were intelligent John and a scholar you know why because that is some 11 out of 10 mental gymnastics right there and that takes that takes a lot of brain power to kind of to weave that narrative where it all still kind of works right yeah yeah it's Jonathan Height's point that sometimes the more intelligent you are the more able you are to use motivated reasoning or confirmation bias to convince yourself yeah and others that something's true just makes you a better lawyer for your own position that's all it does yeah yeah yeah and you made that point with the heaven Gate Episode that released is that uh that they go after this cult went after intelligent people and they they wrote software they wrote websites they or created websites and so like so it's intelligent people that can still hold on to that and reason that way Scientology went after phds from you know like Harvard Stanford level phds so it's yeah that view is like like Nemo was saying about the tricky God to to think that God is gonna have Joseph make these fake plates so that people can believe something true is just really at that point why not just step on the whole well it's about faith thing and go well yeah people are just going to have to trust that God gave it to Joseph and why should he have to make artifacts you know that that's what we'd say about so many other things like well why why should God have to prove it to me you know it's the whole Kor thing he's like why are you tempting God why are you saying Show Me A Sign have you not had signs enough it's like you know you could say the same thing about the Book of Mormon read the book of Mormon it stands a testimony for itself if you not had signs enough you don't need plates right the the logic's there so yeah it's a it's a strange position to take I can see why they would take it but it's a strange position to take to think that God would have Joseph create something just for the purpose of showing people so that they would believe it's almost the thing that undermines the Witnesses in some ways from a from a sort of believing standpoint is like well why would we need witnesses to them it's all about faith so why do these people have their faith undermined by being shown it when the whole point is we're meant to just believe without seeing right yeah yeah all right you got a couple more slides Julia yeah just a couple more so the three surv yeah the three surviving eight Witnesses later joined the Whitmer Church of Christ and therefore had a strong motive to never deny their testimony of the Book of Mormon being a witness to a foreign language that you are not knowledgeable about even if it is engraved on gold plates does not mean that the translation is correct which is something I always thought was interesting never denying your testimony of the Book of Mormon or the gospel is not the same as never denying that you physically saw an angel with a physical set of gold plates never denying your testimony does not mean that your testimony is true and those points I've made before and I just think they're really important so I'm just going to hit them again that's good and this last one this last one I have made this point before even if the witnesses truly saw a set of Golden Plates this does not change the fact that much of the content for the Book of Mormon is anachronistic I.E the D dud isah the sermon on the mountain things like that there were thousands of changes to the text I think the Tanners have it at 5,000 just over 5,000 that it is not supported by archaeological or DNA evidence that most of the ideas in the Book of Mormon coincide with materials that was available to Joseph Smith at the time and that Scholars today acknowledge that the Book of Mormon is a 19th century text Scholars including Richard Bushman Terell given Fiona given you know Patrick Mason yeah the church's top believing Scholars all agree it it's a 19th century text yeah so even if they even if they did see a set of gold plates even if there literally was that does not exclude all these or yeah uh exclude all these other problems okay well Julia you've done an amazing job with this series Mike does Julia get your thumbs up let me see yeah no she did a great job all right always does a great job she carries on the spirit of Mike which is hard to do right Nemo uh yeah let yeah just got it she's just got to get a lot more dead inside I think that would be the next step for her I was gonna say yeah what Spirit right what yeah you gota be dead inside to do this if you're taking off the summer are you coming back in the fall or are you officially retiring I you know what I don't know I like I said there there's a part of me it's just so just exhausted from all of this and I I don't mean that in a bad way because I still find it interesting and fascinating it's just kind of like I feel like at some point it's like how much more in depth you need to get to show that this is just you know what I mean I yeah c can we all give Mike a round of applause for everything he's done so far there we go and can we give Julie a round of applause for uh carrying the mantle a little bit all right yes okay well Mike we wish you a good summer you're always welcome back Nemo gets nothing because you're just I just turn up and profer opinions subcribe to Nemo's Channel you can do for Nemo donate to Nemo the Mormon give him your money um so Mike you have a great summer Julia what what can we look forward to from you in the weeks or months or years ahead well like I'm I was I've been podcasting for a little bit but then with school everything went down and so I'm hoping that because it's summertime maybe I can get in a few episodes um but and then I think Tik Tok is going away right is that maybe if they don't sell if the owners to an American are you talk has been taking you away from what you could be doing for us probably we pay you Tik Tok does it remember that Julia true anyway Julia we I would love our next series to be highlighting Grant Palmer's yeah stuff because he he's a name that it's weird how like in five 10 years somebody really promis just disappears from our memories because he's not on Tik Tok yeah and uh we need to keep Grand Palmer Al so Julia we've got you committed to at least a few episodes on that yeah yeah great book all right and I'll just tell everybody in addition one of the most important books ever written about Mormonism it's uh Matt Harris Dr Matt Harris is about to publish a book called second class Saints and it's his book about the church's treatment of black members in the the in the 20th century uh I've already got a copy of it herard and I have been reading it and I just want to let everybody know that book is coming out soon we've got four episodes scheduled with Matt Harris and it's it's gonna be a banger it's gonna blow your mind so be warned everybody it's a banger yeah do you know when the title releases is it like July I think it like releases to like Amazon in June but it actually is available for purchase in ju I think that's so cool that's exci it's amazing you're going to it's going to blow your mind I swear I promise you all right well Mike have a good summer any final thing you want to say Mike anything you want to say you know I I think when it comes to the witnesses we did four episodes on it and I've drawn a lot of parallels to like the book of Abraham and some other stuff because I feel like there's similarities just in terms of like how these apologetics work but I really do feel we talked uh I think Julia hinted it earlier we're I think I mentioned this in the first episode maybe but we're told that God in within Mormonism loves us so much that God wants all of us to come back to him so we could spend eternity with our with our Eternal family and it really makes you wonder why God continually sets His prophets up to look like frauds whether it's the witnesses not being able to get their their story straight on what they saw or what they didn't see whether it's the whole idea of gold plates are they real are they fake the book of Abraham not being what a claimed to be uh prophets getting really basic information wrong and so I guess I just kind of look at it at some point and I go either the god of Mormonism is not real and it's a creation of Joseph Smith and the prophets after to get us to kind of comply with what they want us to do or the god of Mormonism is true and just really really really doesn't care if their kids get back to them because they're intentionally throwing roadblocks up and I guess to me I just get to a point where I'm like I I don't need that I I I don't you know if if I treated my kid the way the god of Mormonism kind of treats us with with throwing us these horribly mixed messages um and so that's why I think to a certain extent the witnesses don't matter because we have those other bigger issues but it really does shine a big light on the problem with the whole scheme of what God in Mormonism is and and obviously that's a much deeper conversation than just these final thoughts but I do feel like all of these episodes together just show how bad and how inept the god of Mormonism is at communicating to us the correct message without having to continually um issue Corrections or new policies uh or reversing Revelations via New Revelations it becomes a problem that is really insurmountable if you're willing to look at all the details and as my final thought watch these episodes watch our episode on the gold plates and then go again search for uh bookor essential presentations on gold plates you can kind of get a really clear View and how apologists twist and cherry-pick and distort these super insignificant and um uncorrelated pieces of evidence to try to make this real when it it just isn't love it thank you Mike you're a legend thanks everyone have a great summer and you stay in touch Nemo any final words besides Nemo yeah I mean people should come over and subscribe some big things are happening in the next few weeks and that's all I'm going to say about that oh you're such a teaser all right well they have to come subscribe and find out you know yeah maybe yeah and check out analyzing Mormonism on Tik Tok and Instagram right Julia yep yeah for as long as Tik tok's there I guess you're not doing summer you're not doing summer school right no I need a break yeah yes so I'll go back in August I already signed up for classes okay all right well it'll be good to have you maybe a tiny bit more of you in the summer yeah yeah maybe yeah all right well thanks to everyone for joining us today on LDS discussions um I'll just remind you all again that uh this is I don't know episode 55 or 56 in a series it's best consumed 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Guests: Mike (LDS Discussions), Nemo the Mormon, Julia (Analyzing Mormonism)
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